Population | 16.005 billion |
Capital | Ciudad de Orchila |
Leader | Luis Ignacio Mendoza |
Currency | florin |
Animal | Pelican |
The Caribbean Confederation of ORCHILA is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Luis Ignacio Mendoza with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and public floggings. The hard-working, cynical population of 16.005 billion ORCHILAians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Orchila. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming ORCHILAian economy, worth a remarkable 1,739 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 108,695 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Luis Ignacio Mendoza has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', Luis Ignacio Mendoza is famed for giving great back rubs, and the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ORCHILA's national animal is the Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
ORCHILA is ranked 25,474th in the world and 3rd in Organization of United Sovereign States for Most Cultured, scoring 84 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in ORCHILA, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.
- : ORCHILA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : ORCHILA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : ORCHILA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : ORCHILA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : ORCHILA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : ORCHILA's influence in Organization of United Sovereign States fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : ORCHILA's influence in Organization of United Sovereign States rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Dominator".
- : ORCHILA relocated from Balder to Organization of United Sovereign States.
- : ORCHILA was refounded in Balder.