The Principality of Oranjeiland is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 544 million Oranjians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Henrikbul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.1%.

The powerhouse Oranjian economy, worth 44.0 trillion rand a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 80,826 rand, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,296 per year while the poor average 17,291, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, and Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oranjeiland's national animal is the crowned-and-armed lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oranjeiland is ranked 33,268^th in the world and 930^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,008.87 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.