The Republic of Orange Red Yellow is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.478 billion Orange Red Yellowians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 38.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Orange Red Yellowian economy, worth 78.3 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,009 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orange Red Yellow's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Orange Red Yellow is ranked 184,529th in the world and 623rd in NationStates Museum of Art for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.6 crimes per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Orange Red Yellow, open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries.
- : Orange Red Yellow was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Orange Red Yellow, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.
- : Following new legislation in Orange Red Yellow, comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot.
- : Following new legislation in Orange Red Yellow, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
- : Following new legislation in Orange Red Yellow, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets.
- : Following new legislation in Orange Red Yellow, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
- : Following new legislation in Orange Red Yellow, the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates.
- : Following new legislation in Orange Red Yellow, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Orange Red Yellow, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
