The Space Bean of Orange Crewmate is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Orange Crewmate with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.703 billion Orange Crewmateans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spaceship. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Orange Crewmatean economy, worth 448 trillion golden oranges a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,910 golden oranges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orange Crewmateans believe manners maketh the leader, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, Max Barry is this year's Miss Orange Crewmate, and cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orange Crewmate's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Orange Crewmate is ranked 101,026^th in the world and 1^st in Diamond Dogs for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.8 law-abiding acts per hour.