|Animal||Pretty Blu Birb|
The Sheriff of Opstan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Oppy boi with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.709 billion Opstanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Youpon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Opstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,474 trillion shards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 313,098 shards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,150,895 per year while the poor average 60,231, a ratio of 19.1 to 1.
Economists claim no news is good news, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Opstan's national animal is the Pretty Blu Birb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Baptism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Opstan lodged a message on the Yuno Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Opstan, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
- : Following new legislation in Opstan, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes.
- : Following new legislation in Opstan, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
- : Following new legislation in Opstan, economists claim no news is good news.
- : Following new legislation in Opstan, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Opstan lodged a message on the Region Name Regional Message Board.
- : Opstan lodged a message on the The Democratic Republic Regional Message Board.
- : Opstan agreed to construct embassies between Yuno and Storyteller Kingdom.
- : Opstan was endorsed by The Federation of Roslyn Island.
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