by Max Barry

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 291stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 354thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 403rd
The Murderous Rage of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The sun never sets on the Oppressthemvillean empire.
His Highness Lord Killemall Drakonis
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population3.19 billion

LeaderHis Highness Lord Killemall Drakonis
FaithThe Worship of Lord Killemall


The Murderous Rage of Oppressthemville is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by His Highness Lord Killemall Drakonis with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.19 billion Oppressthemvilleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arstotzka. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressthemvillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,011 trillion Bloodbaths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 317,055 Bloodbaths, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppressthemville's national animal is the Re'em, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Worship of Lord Killemall.

Oppressthemville is ranked 101,057th in the world and 498th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,034.15 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 291stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 354thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 403rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 474thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,100thMost Armed: 1,435thHighest Average Incomes: 1,775thLargest Black Market: 1,863rdTop
Most Devout: 2,402ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,637thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,789thLargest Mining Sector: 2,949thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,270thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,564thLargest Governments: 4,178thLowest Crime Rates: 4,315thMost Influential: 4,416thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,551stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,986thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,153rdNudest: 7,675thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,776thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,788thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,385thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,321stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,886thMost Conservative: 10,930thMost Authoritarian: 10,955thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,891stTop
Most Developed: 12,455thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,289thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,715thHighest Economic Output: 18,357thMost Efficient Economies: 18,426thSmartest Citizens: 19,220thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,554th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 29th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Conservative: 39th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 44th in the regionNudest: 44th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 74th in the regionMost Extreme: 87th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 110th in the region

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