by Max Barry

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Most Income Equality: 7,327thMost Inclusive: 15,427thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,687th
The Snowflakes of
Democratic Socialists
That's racist!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Average

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Oppression Olympics

Population5.522 billion

CapitalNonbinary City
LeaderBig Red Zarna
FaithCancelling

Currencyprotagonism
Animalhugh mungus

The Snowflakes of Oppression Olympics is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Big Red Zarna with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.522 billion minorities are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nonbinary City. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish opressed economy, worth 126 trillion protagonisms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 22,941 protagonisms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", tourists are forbidden to enter Native opressed lands, and elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppression Olympics's national animal is the hugh mungus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cancelling.

Oppression Olympics is ranked 110,388th in the world and 4th in Cookerzerkhistan for Largest Black Market, with 374 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Income Equality: 7,327thTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,427thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,687thNicest Citizens: 20,202ndMost Stationary: 20,390thMost Pacifist: 23,381st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oppression Olympics was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Oppression Olympics was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppression Olympics, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppression Olympics, tourists are forbidden to enter Native opressed lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppression Olympics, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in Oppression Olympics, five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppression Olympics, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned hugh mungusball fields.
  • : Oppression Olympics was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Oppression Olympics's influence in Cookerzerkhistan fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Oppression Olympics's influence in Cookerzerkhistan rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".

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