by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,316th Most Inclusive: 4,327th Most Compassionate Citizens: 5,799th
The Crowned Democratic Union of
Left-wing Utopia
Stick to the pack, and the pack will provide.
Prime Minister Michael Stein
WA Delegate / Department of People Things
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.322 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Michael Stein


The Crowned Democratic Union of Oppermenia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Michael Stein with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.322 billion Oppermenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oppermanson. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oppermenian economy, worth 463 trillion OPPcredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,489 OPPcredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A video of Prime Minister Michael Stein wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppermenia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolvenism.

Oppermenia is ranked 144,108th in the world and 3rd in Union of Queer Nations for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -5.83 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,316thMost Inclusive: 4,327thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,799thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,802ndNicest Citizens: 6,172ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,270thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,852ndMost Pacifist: 8,071stSafest: 8,189thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,244thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,256thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,563rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,587thMost Developed: 9,670thMost Cultured: 9,840thLargest Governments: 10,197thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,854thSmartest Citizens: 11,028thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,372ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,433rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,085thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,181stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,614thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,997thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,682ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,787thHighest Average Incomes: 14,929thNudest: 15,111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,207thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,712thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,822ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,879thHighest Drug Use: 15,940thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,185thMost Income Equality: 16,407thMost Influential: 16,850th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oppermenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Oppermenia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Oppermenia approved the World Assembly proposal "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Oppermenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Oppermenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Oppermenia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Desertification"".
  • : Oppermenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Oppermenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Oppermenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Oppermenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » Unified Lost city States and Gourgastly.

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