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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,294th Most Inclusive: 4,341st Most Compassionate Citizens: 5,778th
The Crowned Democratic Union of
Left-wing Utopia
Stick to the pack, and the pack will provide.
Prime Minister Michael Stein
WA Delegate / Department of People Things
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.274 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Michael Stein


The Crowned Democratic Union of Oppermenia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Michael Stein with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.274 billion Oppermenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oppermanson. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oppermenian economy, worth 456 trillion OPPcredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,489 OPPcredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A video of Prime Minister Michael Stein wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppermenia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolvenism.

Oppermenia is ranked 9,693rd in the world and 1st in Union of Queer Nations for Most Developed, scoring 86.66 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,294thMost Inclusive: 4,341stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,778thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,811thNicest Citizens: 6,169thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,250thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,767thMost Pacifist: 8,054thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,185thSafest: 8,193rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,238thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,473rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,558thMost Developed: 9,693rdMost Cultured: 9,840thLargest Governments: 10,162ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,790thSmartest Citizens: 11,021stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,356thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,368thLowest Crime Rates: 13,034thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,175thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,590thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,008thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,621stMost Efficient Economies: 14,713thHighest Average Incomes: 14,864thNudest: 15,079thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,186thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,672ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,849thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,855thHighest Drug Use: 15,871stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,059thMost Income Equality: 16,389th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oppermenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Oppermenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Oppermenia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Desertification"".
  • : Oppermenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Oppermenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Oppermenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Oppermenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Oppermenia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Mikeswill".
  • : Oppermenia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Prohibit Private Prisons"".
  • : Oppermenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » Unified Lost city States and Gourgastly.

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