Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd Most Devout: 11th
The Theocracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Spirituality is the Key to Happiness
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Theocracy of Opodeldok is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Mitchell with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.406 billion Opodeldokians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Defense and Welfare are also considered important, while Healthcare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opodeldok City. The average income tax rate is 84.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Opodeldokian economy, worth a remarkable 4,720 trillion carbon credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 172,249 carbon credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, and illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Opodeldok's national animal is the lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Opodeldok is ranked 140,845th in the world and 6th in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha for Most Average, scoring 24.5 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 2ndMost Devout: 11thBest Weather: 21stLowest Crime Rates: 31stMost Compassionate Citizens: 35thMost Primitive: 39thMost Pacifist: 42ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56thNicest Citizens: 81stMost Beautiful Environments: 94thMost Corrupt Governments: 129thLargest Welfare Programs: 140thMost Stationary: 261stSafest: 348thLongest Average Lifespans: 351stLargest Governments: 661stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 744thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 875thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 956thMost Subsidized Industry: 983rdLargest Populations: 1,017thHighest Economic Output: 1,032ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,141stTop
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Most Influential: 3,965thMost Conservative: 5,950thHighest Average Incomes: 6,885thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 11,034thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,446thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,837th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Opodeldok's influence in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine.
  • : Opodeldok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.

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