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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,531stMost Cheerful Citizens: 25,276thMost Income Equality: 29,447th
The Dictatorship of
Tyranny by Majority
We don‘t have a motto
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Superb

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Opiumhell

Population3.025 billion

CapitalChina
LeaderMr Sumer
FaithOpiumism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalYour mom

The Dictatorship of Opiumhell is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Sumer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 3.025 billion Opiumhellians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of China. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Opiumhellian economy, worth 97.8 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 32,333 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and the might of the entire Opiumhellian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Opiumhell's national animal is the Your mom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Opiumism.

Opiumhell is ranked 105,316th in the world and 51st in The Free Nations Region for Most Stationary, with 404.51385916652 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,531stMost Cheerful Citizens: 25,276thMost Income Equality: 29,447th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Opiumhell, the might of the entire Opiumhellian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Opiumhell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Opiumhell, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Opiumhell, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
  • : Opiumhell's influence in The Free Nations Region rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Opiumhell, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
  • : Following new legislation in Opiumhell, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
  • : Following new legislation in Opiumhell, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
  • : Following new legislation in Opiumhell, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
  • : Opiumhell was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Tyranny by Majority".

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