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Largest Retail Industry: 3,962ndHighest Crime Rates: 4,256thNudest: 4,498th
The ANIME PARADISE of
Capitalist Paradise
ANIME!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Opirian

Population751 million

CapitalKonohagakure

CurrencyAnimellars
AnimalWaifu

The ANIME PARADISE of Opirian is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 751 million Animes are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konohagakure. The average income tax rate is 47.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Anime economy, worth 107 trillion Animellars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 142,688 Animellars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Opirian's national animal is the Waifu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Opirian is ranked 3,962nd in the world and 126th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 20,406.19 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 3,962ndHighest Crime Rates: 4,256thNudest: 4,498thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,252ndRudest Citizens: 5,283rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,913thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,352ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,794thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,655thMost Inclusive: 12,746thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,240thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,395thTop
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Most Armed: 13,763rdNicest Citizens: 14,371stLargest Gambling Industry: 14,932ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,426thMost Influential: 15,919thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,389thHighest Average Incomes: 17,530thMost Secular: 17,686thMost Efficient Economies: 18,635thMost Developed: 18,838thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,058thHighest Food Quality: 19,275thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,607thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,507thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,626thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,802ndMost Advanced Public Education: 25,979thSmartest Citizens: 26,579th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 90th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 122nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 126th in the regionRudest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 177th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 215th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 272nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 277th in the regionMost Influential: 284th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 290th in the regionNicest Citizens: 291st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 312th in the regionMost Armed: 316th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 323rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 330th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 344th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 364th in the regionMost Developed: 375th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 393rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 411th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 412th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 421st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 425th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 428th in the regionMost Secular: 441st in the regionMost Avoided: 476th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 501st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 519th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 522nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 549th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 553rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 556th in the regionLargest Black Market: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 605th in the regionLargest Governments: 651st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 666th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Opirian, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Opirian, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
  • : Opirian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Opirian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens, Largest Cheese Export Sector, and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Opirian, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Opirian, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Opirian, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in Opirian, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Opirian, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum.
  • : Following new legislation in Opirian, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.

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