The ANIME PARADISE of Opirian is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 751 million Animes are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konohagakure. The average income tax rate is 47.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Anime economy, worth 107 trillion Animellars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 142,688 Animellars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Opirian's national animal is the Waifu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Opirian is ranked 3,962^nd in the world and 126^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 20,406.19 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.