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Highest Drug Use: 1,171stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,270thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,344th
The Empire Capital of
Capitalizt
Unity, Peace, Prosperity
Influence
Hegemony
Sector Capital
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Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
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Opiachus

Population9.571 billion

CapitalAdmiralty

Currencydollar
Animaldove

The Empire Capital of Opiachus is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.571 billion Opians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Admiralty. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Opian economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 148,709 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 648,825 per year while the poor average 21,537, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Opiachus's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Opiachus is ranked 301,391st in the world and 8th in Core Sector for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -19.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,171stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,270thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,344thHighest Crime Rates: 2,593rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,087thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,234thLargest Retail Industry: 4,263rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,183rdMost Cultured: 5,606thSmartest Citizens: 6,221stMost Avoided: 6,472ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,510thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,738thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,755thMost Efficient Economies: 11,434thHighest Food Quality: 11,444thMost Developed: 11,775thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,191stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,795thTop
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Most Inclusive: 16,700thMost Armed: 17,925thHighest Economic Output: 21,051stMost Subsidized Industry: 23,214thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,593rdHighest Average Incomes: 24,388thMost Pro-Market: 26,114thLargest Black Market: 26,842ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,782nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Opiachus, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Opiachus, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Opiachus, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
  • : Following new legislation in Opiachus, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Opiachus, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • : Opiachus's influence in Core Sector fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Opiachus granted posting privileges on the Core Sector Regional Message Board to nations in embassy regions.
  • : Opiachus appointed The Colony of Nicias as Agri-World with authority over Successor, Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Core Sector.
  • : Opiachus appointed The Colony of Gostak as Mining World with authority over Successor, Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Core Sector.
  • : Opiachus appointed The Colony of Spirote as Urban World with authority over Successor, Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Core Sector.

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