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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 60th Largest Welfare Programs: 63rd
The Vacation State of
Democratic Socialists
Two Drink Minimum
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Vacation State of OPArsenal is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Arsene Wenger with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.703 billion Gooners are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highbury. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gooner economy, worth a remarkable 2,940 trillion Goals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an amazing 214,561 Goals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A vast monorail network carries people all over the country, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and Gooner police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OPArsenal's national animal is the Footballer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is DMT.

OPArsenal is ranked 152,563rd in the world and 7,590th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -55.44 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 35thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 60thLargest Welfare Programs: 63rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 73rdMost Developed: 91stMost Beautiful Environments: 94thMost Advanced Public Education: 103rdBest Weather: 122ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 125thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 127thLongest Average Lifespans: 145thMost Pacifist: 169thHighest Average Tax Rates: 170thMost Advanced Public Transport: 197thMost Compassionate Citizens: 262ndNicest Citizens: 263rdLargest Governments: 293rdMost Influential: 297thMost Inclusive: 403rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 444thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 452ndSafest: 525thHealthiest Citizens: 552ndHighest Poor Incomes: 621stSmartest Citizens: 668thLowest Crime Rates: 795thMost Cultured: 809thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 915thLeast Corrupt Governments: 937thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,046thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,445thTop
Most Secular: 2,065thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,342ndHighest Economic Output: 2,537thHighest Average Incomes: 3,735thMost Income Equality: 6,057thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,239thTop
Largest Populations: 7,649thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,106th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionSafest: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionMost Cultured: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 81st in the regionLargest Populations: 85th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 105th in the regionMost Secular: 108th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 252nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 354th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 427th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 694th in the regionMost Stationary: 754th in the region

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