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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,705th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,178th Rudest Citizens: 5,844th
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Oozeki

Population471 million

CapitalNagoya

Currencydoujinshi
Animalloli

The Republic of Oozeki is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 471 million Ōzekinese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nagoya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The thriving Ōzekinese economy, worth 39.2 trillion doujinshis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 83,293 doujinshis, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Oozeki's national animal is the loli, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oozeki is ranked 90,926th in the world and 3rd in Weebunism for Largest Black Market, with 257 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,705thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,178thRudest Citizens: 5,844thFattest Citizens: 6,292ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 11,282ndMost Politically Free: 12,684thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,760thMost Armed: 14,419thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,849th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oozeki was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Armed and Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Oozeki, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • : Following new legislation in Oozeki, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Oozeki, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Oozeki, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Oozeki, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Oozeki, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Oozeki, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Oozeki, a Weebunism Tourist Association survey has rated Oozeki #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Oozeki, museum employees look down on short people.

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