Population | 1.955 billion |
Capital | You can't nuke the crime here |
Leader | Sir nukes-a-lot |
Faith | Nationalism |
Currency | crime |
Animal | swan |
The Crime ridden fortress of Oothodowtatopirdston is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sir nukes-a-lot with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.955 billion Crime commiters are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of You can't nuke the crime here. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Oothodowtatopirdstonian economy, worth 285 trillion crimes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,033 crimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oothodowtatopirdston's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Nationalism.
Oothodowtatopirdston is ranked 85,390th in the world and 56th in Chaos land for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 54.56 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
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Oothodowtatopirdston's influence in Chaos land rose from "Zero" to "Apprentice".
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Oothodowtatopirdston was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Largest Information Technology Sector.
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Oothodowtatopirdston lodged a message on the Chaos land Regional Message Board.
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Oothodowtatopirdston lodged a message on the Chaos land Regional Message Board.
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Oothodowtatopirdston lodged a message on the Chaos land Regional Message Board.
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Oothodowtatopirdston lodged a message on the Chaos land Regional Message Board.
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Oothodowtatopirdston lodged a message on the Chaos land Regional Message Board.
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Oothodowtatopirdston suppressed a post on the Chaos land Regional Message Board.
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Oothodowtatopirdston lodged a message on the Chaos land Regional Message Board.
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Oothodowtatopirdston lodged a message on the Chaos land Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.