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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,551stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,898thHighest Crime Rates: 2,987th
The Crime ridden fortress of
Father Knows Best State
Up the army, Up the crime
Sir nukes-a-lot
Influence
Apprentice
The man who press the nuke button cause its funny
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Oothodowtatopirdston

Population1.955 billion

CapitalYou can't nuke the crime here
LeaderSir nukes-a-lot
FaithNationalism

Currencycrime
Animalswan

The Crime ridden fortress of Oothodowtatopirdston is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sir nukes-a-lot with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.955 billion Crime commiters are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of You can't nuke the crime here. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oothodowtatopirdstonian economy, worth 285 trillion crimes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,033 crimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oothodowtatopirdston's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Oothodowtatopirdston is ranked 85,390th in the world and 56th in Chaos land for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 54.56 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,551stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,898thHighest Crime Rates: 2,987thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,618thMost Avoided: 5,011thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,044thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,273rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,648thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,861stMost Armed: 13,538thMost Patriotic: 13,806thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 18,260thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,643rdMost Secular: 18,911thLargest Black Market: 20,673rdHighest Poor Incomes: 23,857thHighest Disposable Incomes: 25,261stHighest Average Incomes: 26,957thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,640thLargest Information Technology Sector: 33,520thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33,991st
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39th in the region

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