by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 11,022nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,726th Highest Economic Output: 12,144th
The Oooolian Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Don't Feed the Bears
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population13.993 billion

CapitalOoool City
LeaderPresident Ooool

CurrencyOooolian Dollar

The Oooolian Republic of Ooool is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Ooool with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.993 billion Oooolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ooool City. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Oooolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion Oooolian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 80,342 Oooolian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, President Ooool's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooool's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oooolism.

Ooool is ranked 95,563rd in the world and 25th in One big Island for Most Primitive, scoring -71.33 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Populations: 11,022ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,726thHighest Economic Output: 12,144thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,015thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,480th

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