The Queendom of Ooglyland is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 499 million Ooglylandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bangtan City. The average income tax rate is 24.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ooglylandian economy, worth 26.3 trillion Oofleses a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 52,689 Oofleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies, and Ooglyland has designated Bangtan City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooglyland's national animal is the Silver-striped Oofish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ooglyland is ranked 102,317^th in the world and 3,469^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,833.6 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.