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Most Valuable International Artwork: 85thLargest Welfare Programs: 837thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 856th
The ProcrastiNation of
Democratic Socialists
Laziness is sometimes a blessing, but always a curse
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Oofery

Population9.206 billion

CapitalLazytown
LeaderRick Astley
Faithrickrolling

Currencydead meme
Animalowl

The ProcrastiNation of Oofery is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.206 billion Ooferians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lazytown. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ooferian economy, worth a remarkable 1,453 trillion dead memes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,841 dead memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

News headlines usually include p-values, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is rickrolling.

Oofery is ranked 6,027th in the world and 148th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 152 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 85thLargest Welfare Programs: 837thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 856thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 943rdMost Pacifist: 1,070thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,225thNicest Citizens: 1,300thSafest: 1,586thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,605thMost Inclusive: 1,751stBest Weather: 1,904thMost Influential: 2,135thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,357thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,436thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,523rdHighest Food Quality: 2,633rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,707thHealthiest Citizens: 2,931stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,087thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,282ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,366thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,377thLargest Governments: 3,841stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,116thMost Developed: 4,731stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,758thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,885thMost Cultured: 6,027thSmartest Citizens: 6,981stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,493rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,865thMost Devout: 14,478thMost Efficient Economies: 15,108thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,844thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,658thHighest Economic Output: 18,481stHighest Average Incomes: 19,293rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,389thMost Income Equality: 25,751st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 31st in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the regionMost Inclusive: 50th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 60th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 73rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionMost Influential: 82nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Governments: 87th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 89th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 92nd in the regionMost Developed: 113th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 131st in the regionMost Cultured: 148th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 159th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 164th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 244th in the regionMost Devout: 259th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 279th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 287th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 327th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 349th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 357th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 416th in the regionLargest Populations: 539th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 539th in the region

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