The ProcrastiNation of Oofery is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Robbie Rotten with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.285 billion Ooferians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lazytown. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ooferian economy, worth 507 trillion dead memes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,624 dead memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oofery is ranked 214,899^th in the world and 7,064^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -319.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.