by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 37thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 471stLargest Welfare Programs: 606th
The ProcrastiNation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Laziness is sometimes a blessing, but always a curse
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population3.285 billion

LeaderRobbie Rotten

Currencydead meme

The ProcrastiNation of Oofery is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Robbie Rotten with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.285 billion Ooferians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lazytown. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ooferian economy, worth 507 trillion dead memes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,624 dead memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oofery is ranked 214,899th in the world and 7,064th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -319.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 37thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 471stLargest Welfare Programs: 606thMost Influential: 742ndMost Pacifist: 795thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 812thMost Compassionate Citizens: 840thNicest Citizens: 927thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,114thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,202ndMost Inclusive: 1,252ndSafest: 1,287thBest Weather: 1,795thHighest Food Quality: 2,135thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,191stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,318thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,389thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,673rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,860thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,025thLowest Crime Rates: 3,039thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,042ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,388thLargest Governments: 3,564thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,717thMost Developed: 4,802ndMost Cultured: 4,820thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,030thSmartest Citizens: 7,153rdMost Devout: 7,359thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,929thMost Efficient Economies: 9,930thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,109thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,177thHighest Average Incomes: 13,294thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,504thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,216th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionSafest: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 45th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 50th in the regionBest Weather: 53rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 65th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 72nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 77th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 90th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 95th in the regionLargest Governments: 105th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 110th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 114th in the regionMost Cultured: 124th in the regionMost Developed: 148th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Devout: 196th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 238th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 280th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 330th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 381st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 390th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 398th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 429th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 612th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • : Oofery was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, a lack of funding for new shows has turned television into 24/7 re-runs.
  • : Oofery was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Oofery was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, gossip magazines have pictures of Robbie Rotten sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 272 » New Leganes, VW53Aland, Pakitsk, Brotherland, East Malaysia, Asendavia, H-Zhena, Staynes, Albrook, Alttaea, Bai Lung, Centrical Union, CANZUK 1, CheeseBurrito, An Unknown End, Concentus, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Aeljae, Barfleur, Tretrid, Elejamie, Distro-Spartica, Drunken Seal Islands, BearStackof2015, Axdel, Adavan, Dannemarie, Dragonia, Debluu, Cymru Broadcasters, A Slanted Black Stripe, Chols Worithopia, Arouran, Edmontia, Davinhia, Cyrillic Peoples, Dravida India, The New Tace, Tawuse, Euricanis, Fellon, Firenation91, Hokolokia, Greater New Cassandra, Holy Alasia Orozen, Gunov, Biggstonia, Enou, Imperial Akatsuki, Freedomindia, and 222 others.Impia Aghte, Freedom Fascists, Iodinia, Azureano, Harro Waarudho, Airrajul, Interdimensional Waifus, CopyCato, Fontesia, Karatol-Advenra, Kublam, Icelandic Imperium, Enlil, Khadah, Lanagon, Komiker Mawrysharken, Lurolona, Modra, Layngderfleethe, Monezambique, Lyontisia, Janoobi Jazair, Kaigi, Norna Chitya, Lorynia, Jamitri, New Bradenia Ghost, Khvetsch, Merlovich, Headpat Central, Noreds Thereneuthene, Moewland, Kucia, Lantros, Kalaratri, Kyrtizhan, Our Gods, Pizza devil cat, Kangarawa, Mecsherstein, Mozembique, Harmonic Yeetlandia, Kristanya, New Ailartsua, Coruh, Monix, Abtracnt, Pekweng, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, 3 14159265358979323846264, Kunstistan, Nurmani, Dorles, Roliganistan, Rainbow Vests, Republic of Berzerkistan, Plazland, Skaivania, Ripsylvania, Samaltak True, Granskau, Servants of Gizmo, Santa Dystopia, Seri Tai Republic, Wiranath, Rhothstan, Vita Libertas Beatitudinem, Taurora, Stellar Colonies, The Soviet Space Commie Union, ReeK, Unger under over, Wisdoms and Knowledges, Talitoa, Wakeopolis, Zukchiva, Tassirion, The solar ottomans, The Empire of Rijelv, Tshana, ReReReRepublic, Trimmania, Upper Ellisse, Under Upper Antartica, Socialist Holy American Empire, Rhealaliit, Rokaku, Republoslavia, FreedomIand, The Three States of Fortuna, Goodnamesarerare, United China Nation, Sen Jast, From New World, Ridann, Roissyland, Order of the saint Dumas, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Wanabe, Propwash, The Armed Savages, Survivoristan, Joundia, Pasedonia, Zang0, Stadacon, Amjedia, Slys Paws, Jonathan Schmidt, Faid, Arunika, Cacnesia, Slongs, Slonful, Am Echad, Roma IV, Acronis, Kriov, The Almighty Country, Nevertopia, Republic of New India, Dragons Blood, Anarchica landia, Wallenburg, Taapi, Raneve Brusertheatel, Bharatewa, Narinoland, Danelaw Scandinavia, ParaSymmetry, Busto arsizio2, The Great Andes, Rabarbarys, ArenaC, Boooshi, Insolandie, Crucifer, Blobbo, JosheNation, Developing World, Catlovenia, Middle Pitburn, Empire of Dabiristan, Sudarshan, Kasai del Sur, Juliania Secundus, Arasakami, Capitalist Golborne, Cellar Doors, Rocie, LibRight Libertarianism, Zukish, Devlon, Isahaak, Adolanta, Cisdaniria, RumButter, Pledonia, North Bernia, Tofoon, Endertopias, Shavara, Firlands, Fuflix workers union, Jove Mahmo, Eastern Alksearia, Yaceistan, Ulvesogullr, Johor DT, Sapre, Zwen, Obridles, Piranovia, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Zudong, Vizh, Greater Novast, Blobon, Pirnovo, Solek, Eagas, Technocratic Tagalog, Spiruvania, Cafe Hell, Daravon, Personus, Vessarlian, Indonesia Soekarnoisme, Skipnom, Paint Drinker Islands, Eumania, Verdiente Heimatlander, Lueva, Saint Richelieu, Hydrohomies, New Era states, East Sakhlin, Nythi, Urandua, Tuvaltastan, Sandboxford, Preat, Veterans Association, Maricentria, Aquyia, Remonatracy, Northern Celavon, Konneticut, Vaskeden, Colligation, Theraley, Greater Lessville, ABM IS NOT A REAL STRAND, The 7th Coalition of Alba, The Good Party, Hizuru, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Newdayo, Anfair, The Atlae Isles, Aivintis, and In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia.

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