by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 84thLargest Welfare Programs: 828thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 846th
The ProcrastiNation of
Democratic Socialists
Laziness is sometimes a blessing, but always a curse
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population9.639 billion

LeaderRick Astley

Currencydead meme

The ProcrastiNation of Oofery is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.639 billion Ooferians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lazytown. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ooferian economy, worth a remarkable 1,518 trillion dead memes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,555 dead memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

News headlines usually include p-values, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is rickrolling.

Oofery is ranked 2,347th in the world and 60th in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 94.44 years.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 84thLargest Welfare Programs: 828thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 846thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 947thMost Pacifist: 1,054thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,255thNicest Citizens: 1,328thSafest: 1,602ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,621stMost Inclusive: 1,769thBest Weather: 1,809thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,347thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,399thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,423rdHighest Food Quality: 2,672ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,685thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,930thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,084thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,101stMost Influential: 3,268thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,333rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,352ndLargest Governments: 3,803rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,897thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,081stMost Developed: 4,752ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,854thMost Cultured: 5,970thSmartest Citizens: 6,924thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,755thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,698thTop
Most Devout: 14,917thMost Efficient Economies: 14,956thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,200thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,362ndHighest Economic Output: 17,950thHighest Average Incomes: 19,856thMost Income Equality: 22,749thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,702nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionBest Weather: 43rd in the regionSafest: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 49th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 51st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 73rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 84th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Governments: 86th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 88th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 90th in the regionMost Developed: 119th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 132nd in the regionMost Cultured: 139th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 154th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 167th in the regionMost Influential: 182nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 241st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 271st in the regionMost Devout: 279th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 297th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 306th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 351st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 365th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 393rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 429th in the region

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