by Max Barry

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Most Efficient Economies: 828th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,112th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,241st
The United Democratic Emirates of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
السعادة هي الغرض
Vice Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.969 billion

LeaderPresident Mustapha Ihejirika

AnimalGolden Eagle

The United Democratic Emirates of Onza is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Mustapha Ihejirika with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.969 billion Onzaians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kunta. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Onzaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,819 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,345 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Onzaian politicians, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime is totally unknown. Onza's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Onza is ranked 172,611th in the world and 74th in Aeia for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -23.02 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 828thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,112thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,241stMost Pacifist: 1,327thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,565thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,642ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,848thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,900thMost Developed: 1,912thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,972ndSmartest Citizens: 2,237thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,342ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,599thNicest Citizens: 2,754thLargest Governments: 2,823rdMost Cultured: 2,836thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,865thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,896thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,177thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,270thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,539thHighest Economic Output: 3,637thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,658thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,388thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,588thLowest Crime Rates: 4,597thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,160thHighest Average Incomes: 6,859thMost Inclusive: 7,691stSafest: 8,026thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,159thLargest Populations: 9,261stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,555thMost Secular: 9,822ndMost Income Equality: 10,094thNudest: 12,576thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,577th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Onza's influence in Aeia rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Onza suppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Onza suppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Onza suppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Onza unsuppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Onza unsuppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Onza suppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Onza suppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Onza suppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Onza suppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.


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