by Max Barry

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Most Efficient Economies: 811th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,087th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,209th
The United Democratic Emirates of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
السعادة هي الغرض
Vice Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.34 billion

LeaderPresident Mustapha Ihejirika

AnimalGolden Eagle

The United Democratic Emirates of Onza is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Mustapha Ihejirika with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.34 billion Onzaians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kunta. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Onzaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,889 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,345 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Onzaian politicians, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime is totally unknown. Onza's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Onza is ranked 2,699th in the world and 2nd in Aeia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,413.98 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 811thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,087thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,209thMost Pacifist: 1,316thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,531stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,538thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,873rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,886thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,896thMost Developed: 1,911thSmartest Citizens: 2,238thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,313thHealthiest Citizens: 2,581stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,699thNicest Citizens: 2,745thLargest Governments: 2,788thMost Cultured: 2,803rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,819thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,158thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,257thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,365thHighest Economic Output: 3,454thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,522ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,401stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,458thLowest Crime Rates: 4,596thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,155thHighest Average Incomes: 6,749thMost Inclusive: 7,517thSafest: 7,847thTop
Largest Populations: 8,831stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,966thMost Income Equality: 9,325thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,424thMost Secular: 9,490thNudest: 12,972ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,216th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Onza's influence in Aeia rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Onza suppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Onza suppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Onza suppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Onza unsuppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Onza unsuppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Onza suppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Onza suppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Onza suppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Onza suppressed a post on the Aeia Regional Message Board.


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