by Max Barry

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Most Efficient Economies: 847th Most Pacifist: 1,258th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,302nd
The United Democratic Emirates of
Left-wing Utopia
السعادة هي الغرض
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.178 billion

LeaderPresident Mustapha Ihejirika

AnimalGolden Eagle

The United Democratic Emirates of Onza is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Mustapha Ihejirika with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.178 billion Onzaians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Social Policy, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kunta. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Onzaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,279 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,213 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, and with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof. Crime is totally unknown. Onza's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Onza is ranked 165,980th in the world and 94th in Aeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -18.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 847thMost Pacifist: 1,258thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,302ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,306thMost Developed: 1,461stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,470thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,605thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,677thTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,949thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,022ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,373rdMost Cultured: 2,543rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,613thNicest Citizens: 2,624thLargest Governments: 2,648thHealthiest Citizens: 2,677thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,120thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,221stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,310thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,576thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,742ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,004thHighest Economic Output: 4,029thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,364thLowest Crime Rates: 4,516thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,761stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,991stHighest Average Incomes: 6,260thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,088thSafest: 7,582ndTop
Most Secular: 8,804thMost Inclusive: 8,909thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,136thNudest: 9,398thMost Income Equality: 9,647thLargest Populations: 10,513thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,699th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the region

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