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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,058thMost Pacifist: 1,236thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,287th
The United Democratic Emirates of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
السعادة هي الغرض
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population18.079 billion

LeaderPresident Mustapha Ihejirika

AnimalGolden Eagle

The United Democratic Emirates of Onza is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Mustapha Ihejirika with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.079 billion Onzaians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kunta. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Onzaian economy, worth a remarkable 3,408 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,506 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, and many friends and relatives of President Mustapha Ihejirika have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime is totally unknown. Onza's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Onza is ranked 140,263rd in the world and 13th in Aeia for Most Authoritarian, with 554.9 milliStalins.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,058thMost Pacifist: 1,236thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,287thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,609thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,652ndMost Developed: 1,699thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,733rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,842ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,324thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,333rdSmartest Citizens: 2,416thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,486thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,699thHealthiest Citizens: 2,707thMost Cultured: 2,795thNicest Citizens: 2,799thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,867thLargest Governments: 2,941stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,376thHighest Economic Output: 3,516thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,154thLowest Crime Rates: 4,504thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,613thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,813thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,844thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,249thMost Efficient Economies: 6,562ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,420thSafest: 7,881stMost Inclusive: 8,015thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,047thLargest Populations: 8,355thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,001stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,651stTop
Most Secular: 11,114thMost Income Equality: 12,272ndMost Stationary: 13,717thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,939thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,269thMost Influential: 18,294th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Onza's influence in Aeia fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Onza's influence in Aeia rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Onza's influence in Aeia rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Onza's influence in Aeia rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Onza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Onza's influence in Aeia fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : Onza's influence in Aeia rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Onza's influence in Aeia fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : Onza's influence in Aeia rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Onza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.


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