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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 172ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 271stFattest Citizens: 329th
The Federation of
Corporate Police State
Reality is as we percieve it
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Onpers

Population5.078 billion

CurrencyBit
AnimalShadowtrooper

The Federation of Onpers is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.078 billion Onpersians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Onpersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,802 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 354,900 Bits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,286,365 per year while the poor average 3,676, a ratio of 893 to 1.

People often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Shadowtrooper Sea, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government, and freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onpers's national animal is the Shadowtrooper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Onpers is ranked 22,633rd in the world and 636th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.21 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 172ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 271stFattest Citizens: 329thMost Avoided: 353rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 397thHighest Disposable Incomes: 483rdMost Corrupt Governments: 586thMost Secular: 590thLargest Retail Industry: 618thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 675thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 676thMost Scientifically Advanced: 716thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,145thMost Efficient Economies: 1,374thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,425thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,695thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,777thHighest Average Incomes: 1,788thLargest Mining Sector: 1,947thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,113thRudest Citizens: 2,223rdMost Patriotic: 2,759thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,856thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,707thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,844thLargest Governments: 5,170thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,552ndNudest: 7,271stSmartest Citizens: 7,444thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,714thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,763rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,008thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,328thHighest Economic Output: 16,305thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,632ndMost Armed: 16,685thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 22,633rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28,001stLargest Black Market: 30,756th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionMost Secular: 35th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 43rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 55th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 69th in the regionRudest Citizens: 75th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 86th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 96th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 97th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionNudest: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 141st in the regionMost Armed: 209th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 211th in the regionLargest Governments: 213th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 234th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 282nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 303rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 336th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 346th in the regionLargest Black Market: 355th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 410th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 474th in the regionMost Extreme: 543rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Onpers, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
  • : Following new legislation in Onpers, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Onpers, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Shadowtrooper Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Onpers, people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time.
  • : Onpers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Onpers, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Onpers, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
  • : Following new legislation in Onpers, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • : Onpers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Onpers, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.

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