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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,549th Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,398th Most Secular: 4,054th
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The Kingdom of Onixus is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Savok The Great with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.704 billion Onixians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oa. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Onixusian economy, worth 290 trillion Haloes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 170,728 Haloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The weather in Oa is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Onixus's national animal is the Kodiak Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Onixus is ranked 5,476th in the world and 17th in Wintreath for Smartest Citizens, with 105.44 Quips Per Hour.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,549thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,398thMost Secular: 4,054thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,780thSmartest Citizens: 5,476thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,524thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,777thMost Developed: 7,002ndMost Inclusive: 7,455thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 7,681stMost Efficient Economies: 8,064thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,191stLargest Governments: 9,277thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,431stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,429thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,977thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,751stMost Average: 12,117thHighest Drug Use: 13,189thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,782ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,152nd
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Most Average: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Following new legislation in Onixus, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Onixus, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Onixus, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Onixus, the weather in Oa is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Onixus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Onixus, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Onixus, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Onixus, King Savok The Great's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Onixus, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Onixus, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.

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