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Most Advanced Public Transport: 169thSafest: 431stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 492nd
The PIZZA of
Corrupt Dictatorship
In Pizza We Trust
God-Emperor Pizza I
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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OneTrueGod

Population24.444 billion

CapitalUnverodios
LeaderGod-Emperor Pizza I

Currencyampersand
Animalhipogryf

The PIZZA of OneTrueGod is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by God-Emperor Pizza I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 24.444 billion Unverodiosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unverodios. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient OneTrueGodian economy, worth a remarkable 5,279 trillion ampersands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 215,972 ampersands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Unverodios" t-shirts, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of OneTrueGodian democracy, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OneTrueGod's national animal is the hipogryf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

OneTrueGod is ranked 220,151st in the world and 7,267th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 169thSafest: 431stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 492ndMost Advanced Public Education: 493rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 529thMost Developed: 580thLowest Crime Rates: 580thHighest Average Tax Rates: 581stLongest Average Lifespans: 658thHealthiest Citizens: 690thLargest Governments: 785thMost Pacifist: 797thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,026thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,136thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,204thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,207thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,222ndBest Weather: 1,329thSmartest Citizens: 1,422ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,443rdNicest Citizens: 1,455thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,627thMost Secular: 1,777thHighest Economic Output: 1,882ndMost Inclusive: 1,906thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,102ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,330thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,348thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,806thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,160thLargest Populations: 4,537thHighest Average Incomes: 5,388thMost Cultured: 6,573rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,758thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,063rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,323rd
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionMost Pacifist: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 48th in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 50th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 52nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Inclusive: 59th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Secular: 71st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 81st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 94th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 98th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 99th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 105th in the regionLargest Populations: 126th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 201st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 272nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 305th in the regionMost Cultured: 332nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 338th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 414th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in OneTrueGod, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Following new legislation in OneTrueGod, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in OneTrueGod, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of OneTrueGodian democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in OneTrueGod, third world countries are rich in "I Love Unverodios" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in OneTrueGod, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship God-Emperor Pizza I day after day.
  • : Following new legislation in OneTrueGod, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in OneTrueGod, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
  • : Following new legislation in OneTrueGod, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it.
  • : Following new legislation in OneTrueGod, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
  • : Following new legislation in OneTrueGod, the Intelligence services are renowned for their godless ways.

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