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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 380th Most Influential: 610th Most Stationary: 868th
The Zombie Green and Holy Empire of
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Population19.244 billion



The Zombie Green and Holy Empire of Oneofakynd is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.244 billion Adamses enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fenchurch. The average income tax rate is 78.7%.

The strong Adamsish economy, worth 985 trillion Ningis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 51,188 Ningis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the people of Oneofakynd are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oneofakynd's national animal is the Dentarthurdent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oneofakynd is ranked 179,711th in the world and 9,684th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -20.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 380thMost Influential: 610thMost Stationary: 868thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,496thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,767thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,880thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,954thLargest Populations: 4,332ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,411thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,595thMost Cultured: 4,715thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,805thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,084thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,380thBest Weather: 5,654thSmartest Citizens: 6,806thHealthiest Citizens: 7,926thMost Pacifist: 8,193rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,925thTop
Nicest Citizens: 10,945thHighest Economic Output: 11,948thMost Secular: 12,356thNudest: 14,695thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,578thSafest: 16,363rd
Most Stationary: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 54th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 65th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 68th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 135th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 139th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 205th in the regionMost Cultured: 208th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 218th in the regionMost Influential: 232nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 260th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 287th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 291st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 294th in the regionBest Weather: 295th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 329th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 414th in the regionMost Pacifist: 422nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 482nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 522nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 592nd in the regionMost Secular: 630th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 635th in the regionSafest: 869th in the regionLargest Black Market: 918th in the region

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