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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 482nd Most Influential: 717th Most Stationary: 837th
The Zombie Green and Holy Empire of
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Population20.298 billion



The Zombie Green and Holy Empire of Oneofakynd is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.298 billion Adamses enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fenchurch. The average income tax rate is 79.3%.

The strong Adamsish economy, worth a remarkable 1,065 trillion Ningis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 52,511 Ningis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the people of Oneofakynd are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oneofakynd's national animal is the Dentarthurdent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oneofakynd is ranked 151,470th in the world and 7,660th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -21.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 482ndMost Influential: 717thMost Stationary: 837thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,475thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,628thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,835thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,601stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,965thLargest Populations: 4,208thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,443rdMost Cultured: 4,452ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,748thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,874thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,233rdBest Weather: 5,292ndSmartest Citizens: 6,833rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 7,789thMost Pacifist: 7,975thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,694thNicest Citizens: 10,462ndHighest Economic Output: 11,576thMost Secular: 12,286thNudest: 13,022ndSafest: 13,840thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,224th
Most Stationary: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 50th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 65th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 69th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 139th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 175th in the regionMost Cultured: 204th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 225th in the regionMost Influential: 250th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 264th in the regionBest Weather: 275th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 288th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 303rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 317th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 362nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 418th in the regionNudest: 436th in the regionMost Pacifist: 438th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 490th in the regionNicest Citizens: 590th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 596th in the regionMost Secular: 628th in the regionSafest: 734th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 179 » Yaorozu, Span, Fengate, Elevation, Novare Res, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Calamazo, The Teddy, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, New Sekai, Sadakoyama, Republic of Destiny, Necromonia, Venezuelia, Unimaginable Doom, Saint Tomaston, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, The Army Republic of Prussia, Ultima Terra, Apetopia, Notyoutopia, Merconitonitopia, Xentherida, Ceretis, Guslantis, Sunto, Commonwealth of Transcaspia, Republic of Dixie, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, Kelvaros Prime, New Phyrreus, SillyString, Joodey, Yeraennus, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Avalon, American MapleStory, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Malta Comino Gozo, Halcon siveriano, Dopeland420, Siwale, Southern Stroraia, and 129 others.French Bananastan, Vexilia, Crodaria, Omicron Persei V111, Adkins Station, Kyrianian, New Chilokver, SORT, Highton Islands, Pallaith, Beladev, Kwaj, Amerian States, Holy Marcus Empire, Ainsworth, General COE, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, McMasterdonia, Prevaland, Sheppey, Yukti, Herzliyya, Misthas, Buckerino, The Syca, Acrabinnia, Ribbleton, The Iron Lions, Corfad, Cloydicia, The Kyziban Islands, Bayern-Straubing, The Lancerian Empire, Ausrea, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Pria Xennes, Tredano, Wodan, Beodarasc, Nikhilesh23, Xinchao, Rubistein, Humptalumpta, Victoriaans Nederlands, Senatra, Camarthen, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Azzarel, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Wunderstrafanstalt, Avornica, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Eglise Sainte Eve, Westfacto, Uruguayan, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Puczovska, Atain, Braussland, TerranulliuZ, Ice and Tinian, Mordant99, Albacria, Ka Ching, Ozstan, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Govornia, The Windmilluminati, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Pizza Squared, The Free Californian People, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Mahsoobia, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, United Republic Greliser, The Gamer Party, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sanjurika, Sacrento, United Draconia, The Mace Kingdom, Zeternia, Visburgh, Sundred, Liberentis, Empy, Feurbania, Avemterra, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, RaRaRasputinn, Waterma, The United States of Romania, Sahriastan, Jalyort Empire, Maott, Gooboistkoyt, Cinnibar, Suicidistan, Aenglaland, Babacar, El Fiji Grande, I am the one who knocks, Bharathvarsh, German Holy Roman Empire, Yummy Blubber, Shaun, Abrickhouse, Dar es Saalam, Forunte, New Trisone, Democritus, Komunno, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, and Amestris-Britannia.

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