by Max Barry

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Largest Insurance Industry: 4,976thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,520thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,579th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.148 billion


The Republic of Oneist is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The cynical, devout population of 9.148 billion Oneistians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 49.2%.

The all-consuming Oneistian economy, worth 958 trillion Oneists a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,829 Oneists, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Oneistian politicians, nobody likes bad boys any more, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oneist's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Oneist is ranked 250,628th in the world and 32nd in Crystal Falls for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.62 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Insurance Industry: 4,976thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,520thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,579thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,363rdMost Devout: 22,975thLargest Black Market: 23,713thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,069th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the region

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