by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 6thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 43rdMost Rebellious Youth: 44th
The Largely Ungoverned Territory of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Posession is imprisonment.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
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Population39.064 billion


The Largely Ungoverned Territory of Oneiro is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 39.064 billion Oneiroans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oneiroan economy, worth a remarkable 9,840 trillion Meatloafs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an amazing 251,919 Meatloafs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, Oneiroan Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, and power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun. Crime is totally unknown. Oneiro's national animal is the blackbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Oneiro is ranked 304,085th in the world and 10,093rd in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 1.04 Obesity Rate.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 6thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 43rdMost Rebellious Youth: 44thLargest Welfare Programs: 52ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 54thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 105thMost Advanced Public Education: 140thMost Cheerful Citizens: 155thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 178thHighest Average Tax Rates: 252ndMost Pacifist: 277thMost Beautiful Environments: 294thLargest Governments: 313thBest Weather: 393rdNicest Citizens: 396thMost Compassionate Citizens: 613thHighest Economic Output: 700thMost Developed: 719thMost Cultured: 772ndLongest Average Lifespans: 789thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 789thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 857thSmartest Citizens: 877thLeast Corrupt Governments: 882ndSafest: 1,009thHealthiest Citizens: 1,029thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,098thLargest Populations: 1,110thHighest Food Quality: 1,209thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,326thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,985thMost Inclusive: 1,992ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,674thHighest Average Incomes: 4,160thMost Income Equality: 14,117thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 15,882ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,140thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,799thMost Devout: 26,733rdMost Politically Free: 28,239th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 66th in the regionMost Inclusive: 71st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 171st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 176th in the regionMost Politically Free: 254th in the regionMost Income Equality: 346th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 450th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 573rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 648th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oneiro's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Oneiro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Oneiro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Oneiro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Oneiro was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Soviet Republic of Khaltes, infecting 66 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Oneiro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Oneiro's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Oneiro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Oneiro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Oneiro's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".