by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42ndMost Rebellious Youth: 45th
The Largely Ungoverned Territory of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Posession is imprisonment.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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Population41.814 billion


The Largely Ungoverned Territory of Oneiro is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 41.814 billion Oneiroans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oneiroan economy, worth an astonishing 10,533 trillion Meatloafs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an amazing 251,919 Meatloafs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, Oneiroan Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, and power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun. Crime is totally unknown. Oneiro's national animal is the blackbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Oneiro is ranked 549th in the world and 7th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 128.49 average smiles per day.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 8thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42ndMost Rebellious Youth: 45thLargest Welfare Programs: 58thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 122ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 152ndMost Advanced Public Education: 156thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 218thHighest Average Tax Rates: 346thMost Beautiful Environments: 389thLargest Governments: 440thMost Pacifist: 505thNicest Citizens: 549thBest Weather: 604thMost Compassionate Citizens: 666thHighest Economic Output: 741stMost Developed: 951stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 998thMost Cultured: 1,010thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,028thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,083rdSafest: 1,088thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,105thSmartest Citizens: 1,110thLargest Populations: 1,120thHealthiest Citizens: 1,233rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,372ndHighest Food Quality: 1,382ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,785thMost Inclusive: 2,256thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,930thLowest Crime Rates: 4,107thHighest Average Incomes: 5,300thMost Income Equality: 12,320thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,842ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,117thMost Efficient Economies: 22,780th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionSafest: 36th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 82nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 190th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 192nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 306th in the regionMost Income Equality: 340th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 502nd in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 517th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oneiro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Oneiro's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Oneiro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Average Incomes, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 5% for Most Stationary.
  • : Oneiro's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Oneiro's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Oneiro's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Oneiro's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Oneiro was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Oneiro ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Oneiro's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".