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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,074thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,817thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,401st
The Imperial Union of States of
Father Knows Best State
War is peace
Influence
Vassal
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Oneid

Population2.672 billion

CapitalShanghai
LeaderTomas Lovekost
FaithEmpty Gods

CurrencyDolar
AnimalCat

The Imperial Union of States of Oneid is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tomas Lovekost with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, flagrant waste-dumping, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.672 billion Oneidians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shanghai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oneidian economy, worth 431 trillion Dolars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 161,620 Dolars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 616,678 per year while the poor average 29,304, a ratio of 21.0 to 1.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, artists are pillars of society, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, and mollycoddled youths run the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oneid's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Empty Gods.

Oneid is ranked 215,291st in the world and 287th in Oneid for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 11.07 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,074thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,817thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,401stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,467thMost Armed: 2,616thFattest Citizens: 2,619thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,406thMost Avoided: 4,245thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,307thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,634thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,755thLargest Mining Sector: 5,818thLargest Black Market: 6,009thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,451stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,537thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 11,186thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,005thMost Efficient Economies: 13,702ndLargest Retail Industry: 14,161stLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,728thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,959thMost Devout: 20,032nd
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Oneid was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, the newest shade developed by Oneid's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.

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