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Most Armed: 2,399th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,199th Most Avoided: 4,354th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
War is peace
Influence
Dealmaker
Vice-Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Oneid

Population686 million

CapitalSangaj

CurrencyDolar
AnimalCat

The Dictatorship of Oneid is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 686 million Oneidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sangaj. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The very strong Oneidian economy, worth 58.3 trillion Dolars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 84,935 Dolars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, Oneidian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and children keel over while singing "Leader Gives Us the Water of Life". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oneid's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oneid is ranked 161,905th in the world and 35th in Noxus pact for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -9.06 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Armed: 2,399thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,199thMost Avoided: 4,354thFattest Citizens: 6,874thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,438thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,666thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,846thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10,030thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,454thMost Conservative: 11,536thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,090thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,855thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,834th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oneid's influence in Noxus pact fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Oneid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, children keel over while singing "Leader Gives Us the Water of Life".
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, Oneidian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Oneid updated the World Factbook entry in Noxus pact.
  • : Oneid's influence in Noxus pact fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Oneid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Fattest Citizens and Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand.

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