The Imperial Union of States of Oneid is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tomas Lovekost with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.662 billion Oneidians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shanghai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oneidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 289,450 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,675,105 per year while the poor average 23,808, a ratio of 70.4 to 1.

It's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oneid's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Empty Gods.

Oneid is ranked 159,480^th in the world and 256^th in Oneid for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 559.53 on the Societal Mobility Rating.