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Most Valuable International Artwork: 935thMost Armed: 2,789thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,003rd
The Imperial Union of States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
War is peace
Tomas Lovekost
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.395 billion

LeaderTomas Lovekost
FaithEmpty Gods


The Imperial Union of States of Oneid is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tomas Lovekost with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, aversion to nipples, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.395 billion Oneidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shanghai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oneidian economy, worth 360 trillion Dolars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 150,605 Dolars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 831,310 per year while the poor average 13,786, a ratio of 60.3 to 1.

The populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, nudity is frowned upon, and the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oneid's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Empty Gods.

Oneid is ranked 143,451st in the world and 141st in Oneid for Most Average, scoring 31.39 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 935thTop
Most Armed: 2,789thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,003rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,158thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,237thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,365thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,415thMost Avoided: 3,639thFattest Citizens: 3,649thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,890thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,969thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,601stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,493rdLargest Black Market: 7,600thLargest Mining Sector: 7,776thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,124thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,281stLargest Retail Industry: 11,425thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,177thHighest Average Incomes: 13,377thMost Efficient Economies: 13,497thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,648thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,603rd
Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the region

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