The Dictatorship of Oneid is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 686 million Oneidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sangaj. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The very strong Oneidian economy, worth 58.3 trillion Dolars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 84,935 Dolars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, Oneidian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and children keel over while singing "Leader Gives Us the Water of Life". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oneid's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oneid is ranked 161,905^th in the world and 35^th in Noxus pact for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -9.06 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.