Population | 8.003 billion |
Capital | Ondoriapolis |
Leader | Rubert Dillinger Skouma |
Faith | Rastafarian |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | Anglerfish |
The Armed Republic of Ondoria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Rubert Dillinger Skouma with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.003 billion Ondorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ondoriapolis. The average income tax rate is 88.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Ondorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,346 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,195 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ondoria's national animal is the Anglerfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Rastafarian.
Ondoria is ranked 54,114th in the world and 3rd in Shadow Realms for Most Stationary, with 814.75150633648 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ondoria, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in Ondoria, the government has implemented minimum wage laws.
- : Following new legislation in Ondoria, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : Following new legislation in Ondoria, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
- : Following new legislation in Ondoria, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Ondorian politicians.
- : Ondoria's influence in Shadow Realms fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Following new legislation in Ondoria, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Ondoria, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
- : Ondoria was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Ondoria, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed.