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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,347thLargest Mining Sector: 4,700thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,419th
The Armed Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We will crush everyone who dares to oppose us
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Ondoria

Population8.003 billion

CapitalOndoriapolis
LeaderRubert Dillinger Skouma
FaithRastafarian

CurrencyMark
AnimalAnglerfish

The Armed Republic of Ondoria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Rubert Dillinger Skouma with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.003 billion Ondorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ondoriapolis. The average income tax rate is 88.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ondorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,346 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,195 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ondoria's national animal is the Anglerfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Rastafarian.

Ondoria is ranked 54,114th in the world and 3rd in Shadow Realms for Most Stationary, with 814.75150633648 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,347thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 4,700thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,419thLargest Black Market: 6,482ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,516thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,515thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,753rdMost Patriotic: 8,281stMost Secular: 8,366thLowest Crime Rates: 9,542ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,542ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,943rdMost Cultured: 12,993rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,064thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,989thLargest Governments: 14,217thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 16,480thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,098thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,092ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,287thHighest Economic Output: 20,455thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,253rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,650th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ondoria, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Ondoria, the government has implemented minimum wage laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Ondoria, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Ondoria, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Ondoria, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Ondorian politicians.
  • : Ondoria's influence in Shadow Realms fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Ondoria, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Ondoria, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
  • : Ondoria was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Ondoria, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed.

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