The Empire of Onder Kelkia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hair Broom with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 18.48 billion Onder Kelkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soxan. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Onder Kelkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,084 trillion Kroner a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,779 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses, and teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onder Kelkia's national animal is the Mute Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Onder Kelkia is ranked 140,763^rd in the world and 6,743^rd in Balder for Most Authoritarian, with 752.3 milliStalins.