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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,253rdMost Influential: 1,810thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,599th
The Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Politics is the art of the next best
Vice Delegate / Crown Prince
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Onder Kelkia

Population10.979 billion

LeaderHair Broom

AnimalMute Swan

The Empire of Onder Kelkia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hair Broom with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.979 billion Onder Kelkians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inginas. The average income tax rate is 65.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Onder Kelkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion Kroner a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 102,568 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onder Kelkia's national animal is the Mute Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Onder Kelkia is ranked 152,678th in the world and 4,751st in Balder for Most Inclusive, scoring 98.34 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,253rdMost Influential: 1,810thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,599thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,790thSafest: 4,628thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,456thLowest Crime Rates: 10,289thTop
Most Stationary: 12,262ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,469thLargest Mining Sector: 13,422ndMost Developed: 14,031stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,016thHighest Economic Output: 16,540thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,914thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,985thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,938thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,718thMost Efficient Economies: 21,040thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,982ndSmartest Citizens: 22,404th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 78th in the regionMost Stationary: 101st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108th in the regionSafest: 229th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 396th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 538th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 544th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 584th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 590th in the regionMost Developed: 706th in the region

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