The Republic of Omnistria third is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.988 billion Omnistria thirdians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Omnistria thirdian economy, worth 734 trillion strigas a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,697 strigas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of Omnistria third, customs officials often double as wedding officiants, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime is moderate. Omnistria third's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Omnistria third is ranked 225,157^th in the world and 20^th in strigiformes for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.53 law-abiding acts per hour.