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Most Ignorant Citizens: 515thMost Primitive: 919thHighest Crime Rates: 1,523rd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Owls rule
Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Omnistria last

Population2.643 billion

CurrencyStriga
AnimalOwl

The Republic of Omnistria last is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.643 billion Omnistria lastians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Education isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Omnistria lastian economy, worth 396 trillion Strigas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,887 Strigas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 451,012 per year while the poor average 38,859, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Teachers label difficult children as "somebody else's problem" before expelling them, reddish-brown is the new black, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, and recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Leader's eyes only'. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Omnistria last's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Omnistria last is ranked 176,576th in the world and 13th in Strigiformes for Most Secular, with 14.49 Atheism Rate.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 515thMost Primitive: 919thHighest Crime Rates: 1,523rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,591stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,714thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,055thMost Avoided: 2,160thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,300thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,379thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,658thLargest Black Market: 3,803rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4,035thLargest Mining Sector: 4,499thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,878thFattest Citizens: 5,450thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,887thNudest: 6,833rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,567thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,067thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,185thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,323rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,556thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,529th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Omnistria last was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Omnistria last was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Omnistria last, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Leader's eyes only'.
  • : Following new legislation in Omnistria last, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Omnistria last, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Following new legislation in Omnistria last, teachers label difficult children as "somebody else's problem" before expelling them.
  • : Omnistria last was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Omnistria last, exiled racists are enjoying their retirement in exotic lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Omnistria last, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Omnistria last, vote-counting is replacing kitchen patrol as the least glamorous army work.

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