The Democratic States of OmniGooch is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Goocho with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 823 million OmniGoochians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KamiGooch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.3%.

The frighteningly efficient OmniGoochian economy, worth 117 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 143,006 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OmniGooch's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

OmniGooch is ranked 33,639^th in the world and 49^th in The Kodiak Republic for Smartest Citizens, with 45.34 quips per hour.