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Highest Drug Use: 1,533rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,213thHighest Crime Rates: 3,284th
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OmniGooch

Population823 million

CapitalKamiGooch
LeaderGoocho

Currencyrupee
Animalbeaver

The Democratic States of OmniGooch is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Goocho with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 823 million OmniGoochians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KamiGooch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.3%.

The frighteningly efficient OmniGoochian economy, worth 117 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 143,006 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OmniGooch's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

OmniGooch is ranked 33,639th in the world and 49th in The Kodiak Republic for Smartest Citizens, with 45.34 quips per hour.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,533rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,213thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,284thRudest Citizens: 3,994thFattest Citizens: 4,993rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,257thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,478thMost Avoided: 5,660thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,461stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,533rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,866thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,754thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,388thMost Efficient Economies: 9,855thMost Armed: 12,087thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,292ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,490thMost Inclusive: 16,035thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,192ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,718thHighest Average Incomes: 17,174thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,686thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,457thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,591stMost Influential: 19,665thLargest Black Market: 21,459thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,828thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,187thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,528th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in OmniGooch, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
  • : Following new legislation in OmniGooch, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
  • : OmniGooch voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Following new legislation in OmniGooch, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.
  • : Following new legislation in OmniGooch, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense.
  • : OmniGooch was endorsed by The Queendom of United Russian Siberia.
  • : Following new legislation in OmniGooch, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
  • : Following new legislation in OmniGooch, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in OmniGooch, motorbike jousters live young and die fast.
  • : Following new legislation in OmniGooch, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.

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