The Republic of Omisalia is a massive, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.936 billion Omisalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Humenné. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The Omisalian economy, worth 123 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 63,566 euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables, nations that kill an Omisalian can expect a strongly worded letter, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Humenné" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Omisalia's national animal is the hhhhhh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Omisalia is ranked 138,772^nd in the world and 2,051^st in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,656.51 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.