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Most Primitive: 1,618thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,263rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,625th
The Holy lucky Zombie of
Authoritarian Democracy
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Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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OMG IS THAT A WAIFU

Population1.679 billion

Capitalbrains
Leaderbrains

Currencybrains
Animalzombie cow with brains

The Holy lucky Zombie of OMG IS THAT A WAIFU is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by brains with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, vat-grown people, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.679 billion brains are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of brains. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse brains economy, worth 216 trillion brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,895 brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, citizens may cast their vote by mail or phone, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, and weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OMG IS THAT A WAIFU's national animal is the zombie cow with brains, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

OMG IS THAT A WAIFU is ranked 38,923rd in the world and 26th in First World Order for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,378.99 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Primitive: 1,618thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,263rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,625thMost Devout: 4,171stMost Avoided: 5,390thLargest Mining Sector: 5,566thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,551stLargest Black Market: 7,263rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,477thMost Armed: 8,964thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,871stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,054thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,235thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,586thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,731stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,923rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,741stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,637thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,718thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,940thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,685thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,151stHighest Average Incomes: 20,171stLargest Retail Industry: 22,323rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,515th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in OMG IS THAT A WAIFU, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
  • : OMG IS THAT A WAIFU lodged a message on the First World Order Regional Message Board.
  • : OMG IS THAT A WAIFU lodged a message on the First World Order Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in OMG IS THAT A WAIFU, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
  • : Following new legislation in OMG IS THAT A WAIFU, citizens may cast their vote by mail or phone.
  • : Following new legislation in OMG IS THAT A WAIFU, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Following new legislation in OMG IS THAT A WAIFU, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in OMG IS THAT A WAIFU, you can tell when brains are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving.
  • : Following new legislation in OMG IS THAT A WAIFU, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • : Following new legislation in OMG IS THAT A WAIFU, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into brains as 'your finger, you fool'.

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