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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 205thMost Devout: 396thLowest Crime Rates: 721st
The Catholic Serene Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
ELATUM A DEO!
Lord Protector Kevin Dempsey
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Omensa

Population27.892 billion

CapitalChaladoin
LeaderLord Protector Kevin Dempsey
FaithThe Chaladoin Catholic Church of Omensa

CurrencyMalach
AnimalOmensan Dragon

The Catholic Serene Commonwealth of Omensa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Protector Kevin Dempsey with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and public floggings. The devout population of 27.892 billion Omensans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaladoin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Omensan economy, worth a remarkable 4,771 trillion Malaches a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 171,083 Malaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, foreign football clubs wave the Omensan flag before every game, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omensa's national animal is the Omensan Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Chaladoin Catholic Church of Omensa.

Omensa is ranked 294,436th in the world and 72nd in Catholic for Most Primitive, scoring -279.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 205thMost Devout: 396thLowest Crime Rates: 721stMost Advanced Public Transport: 972ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,141stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,169thBest Weather: 1,401stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,430thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,444thLargest Governments: 1,558thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,683rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,486thSafest: 3,037thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,180thHighest Economic Output: 3,201stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,201stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,225thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,478thMost Cultured: 4,208thHealthiest Citizens: 4,279thMost Developed: 4,305thLargest Populations: 4,729thMost Influential: 4,844thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,586thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,950thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,927thHighest Food Quality: 8,072ndSmartest Citizens: 9,344thHighest Average Incomes: 12,776thMost Stationary: 13,926thMost Efficient Economies: 14,242ndMost Patriotic: 15,183rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,991stNicest Citizens: 24,951stMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,615th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Omensa's influence in Catholic rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Omensa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Omensa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Omensa, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Omensa, foreign football clubs wave the Omensan flag before every game.
  • : Following new legislation in Omensa, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Omensa, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.
  • : Following new legislation in Omensa, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains.
  • : Omensa's influence in Catholic rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Omensa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.

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