Population | 27.892 billion |
Capital | Chaladoin |
Leader | Lord Protector Kevin Dempsey |
Faith | The Chaladoin Catholic Church of Omensa |
Currency | Malach |
Animal | Omensan Dragon |
The Catholic Serene Commonwealth of Omensa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Protector Kevin Dempsey with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and public floggings. The devout population of 27.892 billion Omensans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaladoin. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Omensan economy, worth a remarkable 4,771 trillion Malaches a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 171,083 Malaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, foreign football clubs wave the Omensan flag before every game, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omensa's national animal is the Omensan Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Chaladoin Catholic Church of Omensa.
Omensa is ranked 294,436th in the world and 72nd in Catholic for Most Primitive, scoring -279.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Omensa's influence in Catholic rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
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Omensa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Omensa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Omensa, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
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Omensa, foreign football clubs wave the Omensan flag before every game.
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Omensa, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
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Omensa, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.
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Omensa, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains.
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Omensa's influence in Catholic rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
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Omensa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.