The Catholic Serene Commonwealth of Omensa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Protector Kevin Dempsey with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, devout population of 26.16 billion Omensans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaladoin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Omensan economy, worth a remarkable 4,456 trillion Malaches a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 170,343 Malaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elected officials who disagree with Lord Protector Kevin Dempsey have a lot of accidents, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", belief that Lord Protector Kevin Dempsey is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omensa's national animal is the Omensan Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Chaladoin Catholic Church of Omensa.

Omensa is ranked 276,355^th in the world and 101^st in Catholic for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -29.22 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.