The Constitutional Monarchy of Ombran is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Halka Slintistè with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.142 billion Ombrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ămsel. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ombrian economy, worth 227 trillion crowns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,034 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, saying "don't do anything that Prime Minister Halka Slintistè wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark. Crime is totally unknown. Ombran's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ombran is ranked 14,527^th in the world and 254^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,238.29 pounds of wildlife per square mile.