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Largest Agricultural Sector: 942nd Rudest Citizens: 1,131st Largest Retail Industry: 1,196th
The Starhold of
Capitalizt
The Constant Sun
Influence
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Omakhandia

Population1.479 billion

CapitalBasinterre
LeaderPresident Jornillian Badakulos

CurrencyOmmark
AnimalRattlesnake

The Starhold of Omakhandia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Jornillian Badakulos with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.479 billion Omakhs enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Basinterre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Omakh economy, worth 277 trillion Ommarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,687 Ommarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 575,976 per year while the poor average 47,310, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, President Jornillian Badakulos's new android secretary is the latest media darling, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Omakhandia's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Omakhandia is ranked 45,939th in the world and 135th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Black Market, with 1.43 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 942ndRudest Citizens: 1,131stLargest Retail Industry: 1,196thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,712thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,318thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,539thHighest Crime Rates: 2,565thMost Armed: 3,813thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,936thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,637thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,777thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,087thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,258thMost Influential: 5,741stHighest Average Incomes: 6,355thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,068thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,194thMost Cultured: 7,340thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,456thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,902ndMost Secular: 8,162ndTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 9,213thSmartest Citizens: 9,219thMost Inclusive: 10,713thMost Developed: 13,269thMost Efficient Economies: 14,432ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,622ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,721stNudest: 16,775th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 22nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Omakhandia, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Omakhandia, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Omakhandia, President Jornillian Badakulos's new android secretary is the latest media darling.
  • : Following new legislation in Omakhandia, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Omakhandia, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Omakhandia, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Omakhandia, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Omakhandia, school history books often refer to President Jornillian Badakulos as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Following new legislation in Omakhandia, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Omakhandia endorsed The Republic of Ohioan Territory.

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