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Most Pacifist: 2,262nd Largest Welfare Programs: 2,359th Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,574th
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Olytemis

Population4.029 billion

CapitalDoge
Faithmeme philosophy

Currencywhisk
Animalfroggit

The Disappointment of Olytemis is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.029 billion Olytemisites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doge. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Olytemisian economy, worth 547 trillion whisks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 135,816 whisks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one is quite sure what many government officials look like, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olytemis's national animal is the froggit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is meme philosophy.

Olytemis is ranked 73,029th in the world and 1st in ymtd for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,228.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Pacifist: 2,262ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,359thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,574thNicest Citizens: 2,775thMost Inclusive: 3,350thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,859thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,931stSafest: 5,060thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,143rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,431stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,545thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,555thMost Developed: 5,593rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,598thMost Cultured: 5,919thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,121stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,220thBest Weather: 6,571stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,953rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,246thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,676thMost Efficient Economies: 7,734thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 8,590thLowest Crime Rates: 8,603rdSmartest Citizens: 8,619thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,990thLargest Governments: 9,214thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,860thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,051stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,891stNudest: 11,489thMost Politically Free: 12,320thHealthiest Citizens: 12,775thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,488thHighest Average Incomes: 16,009th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming.
  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds.
  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Olytemis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Olytemis's influence in Ymtd rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony.
  • : Olytemis altered its national flag.

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