by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 920th Most Influential: 1,429th Most Pacifist: 3,749th
The Union of
Civil Rights Lovefest
it's great to feel valued
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend


Population2.628 billion

Faithmeme philosophy


The Union of Olytemis is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.628 billion Olytemisites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doge. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Olytemisian economy, worth 295 trillion whisks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 112,274 whisks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, Olytemis's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olytemis's national animal is the froggit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is meme philosophy.

Olytemis is ranked 105,864th in the world and 6,000th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 539.9 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 920thMost Influential: 1,429thTop
Most Pacifist: 3,749thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,840thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,074thNicest Citizens: 4,117thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,580thMost Inclusive: 6,671stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,296thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,626thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,685thMost Developed: 8,251stMost Efficient Economies: 8,506thSafest: 9,047thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 9,302ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,544thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,120thMost Cultured: 10,217thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,949thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,118thBest Weather: 11,300thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,547thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,629thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,341stLowest Crime Rates: 13,508thSmartest Citizens: 14,123rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,590thLargest Governments: 17,157thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,853rd
Largest Welfare Programs: 171st in the regionMost Pacifist: 196th in the regionNicest Citizens: 220th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 228th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 266th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 308th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 311th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 313th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 343rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 401st in the regionSafest: 438th in the regionMost Developed: 465th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 465th in the regionMost Cultured: 480th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 509th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 514th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 537th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 553rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 568th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 579th in the regionMost Influential: 591st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 595th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 595th in the regionBest Weather: 609th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 655th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 670th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 687th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 720th in the regionLargest Governments: 743rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 918th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 933rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, Olytemis's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • : Olytemis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Olytemis was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Olytemis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 123 » Mercy Land, Yaorozu, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Siwale, Pallaith, Notyoutopia, Enosville, Holy Oranz, Kwaj, Kaschovia, Omicron Persei V111, Sil Dorsett, Bharathvarsh, Frances Francis the First of France, Sankami, General COE, HMS Unicorn, Friently, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, Vszeklina, Wineclaw, Kingdom of Space, Diodone, Selfgradatude, American MapleStory, Anima Proxa, Yukti, McMasterdonia, Necromonia, Plembobria, Sheppey, Prevaland, Yaris, Zedeya, Forunte, Buckerino, Kelvaros Prime, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Vogonlandia, Seven Hills, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, The Lancerian Empire, Bayern-Straubing, Lord Ravenclaw, Aerilia, and 73 others.Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, Amerian States, Xentherida, Territorio di Nessuno, Pakistan 001, Tredano, Che Sana Und, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Cuyan, Hexago, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Phillywob, Corfad, Wodan, SchoolHouse Rock, Thenaca, The Global Socialist Republic, Beodarasc, Ainsworth, Felhaven, Lionia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Malta Comino Gozo, Midds Conia, Republic of Dixie, Unimaginable Doom, The Syca, Puczovska, Apetopia, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, SillyString, Malvad, NatsukiLand, ThE eNd oF eE, Xinchao, Merconitonitopia, Techislovakia, Astal Aavors, Bridgett, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Illusia and Neverendia, Eglise Sainte Eve, Alsatian Island, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, The South Falls, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Ktyria, Morlanka, Atain, Canada GR, Martantaka, LaKronia, Nueava Libertalia, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Gospel Power, Pandessiand, Uthill, East Supple Lund, Thoets, Wesley Republic, Mordant99, Albacria, Freienland, Crazy Kongo, Benolia, Guyomartand, Great Solordia, and Sacrento.

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