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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 921st Most Influential: 1,931st Largest Welfare Programs: 3,723rd
The Existentialist Union of
Democratic Socialists
if puczovska invades, ignore them
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Political Freedom

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The Existentialist Union of Olytemis is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.197 billion Olytemisites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a random place. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Olytemisian economy, worth 210 trillion whisks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 95,693 whisks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olytemis's national animal is the lady door, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sparkly Bee Worship.

Olytemis is ranked 24,883rd in the world and 1,227th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 175.31 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 921stTop
Most Influential: 1,931stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,723rdMost Pacifist: 3,951stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,461stNicest Citizens: 4,893rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,380thMost Inclusive: 8,358thTop
Most Developed: 9,468thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,549thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,082ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,140thSafest: 11,265thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,448thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,007thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,236thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,762ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,233rdBest Weather: 13,393rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,509thMost Cultured: 13,689thLowest Crime Rates: 14,005thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,363rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,824thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,119thMost Income Equality: 17,007thSmartest Citizens: 17,176thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,381st
Largest Welfare Programs: 160th in the regionMost Pacifist: 203rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 243rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 255th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 344th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 431st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 476th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 477th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 500th in the regionMost Inclusive: 502nd in the regionMost Developed: 527th in the regionSafest: 540th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 574th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 598th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 615th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 618th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 623rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 642nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 647th in the regionMost Cultured: 654th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 665th in the regionMost Influential: 680th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 687th in the regionBest Weather: 722nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 728th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 734th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 753rd in the regionNudest: 854th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 864th in the regionLargest Governments: 960th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Olytemis was endorsed by The Confederacy of Socialist Cooperative Republics.
  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid.
  • : Olytemis changed its national capital to "a random place", its demonym to "Olytemisite", and its faith to "Sparkly Bee Worship".
  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Following new legislation in Olytemis, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification.
  • : Olytemis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safeguarding Nuclear Materials".
  • : Olytemis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safeguarding Nuclear Materials".
  • : Olytemis was endorsed by The NPA Lieutenant of Malphe.
  • : Olytemis was endorsed by The Free Land of Bridgett.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 120 » Mercy Land, Yaorozu, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Siwale, Pallaith, Notyoutopia, Enosville, Holy Oranz, Kwaj, Kaschovia, Omicron Persei V111, Sil Dorsett, Bharathvarsh, Frances Francis the First of France, Sankami, General COE, Lupus Imperium, HMS Unicorn, Friently, HoNg KoNg EmPiRe, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, Vszeklina, Wineclaw, Kingdom of Space, Diodone, Selfgradatude, Coemgen, American MapleStory, Anima Proxa, Yukti, McMasterdonia, Necromonia, Plembobria, Sheppey, Prevaland, Zemnaya Svoboda, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Yaris, Zedeya, Forunte, The Utopian Movement, Buckerino, Kelvaros Prime, Ausmercia, Reannia, and 70 others.I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Vogonlandia, Seven Hills, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, The Lancerian Empire, Bayern-Straubing, Lord Ravenclaw, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, United States of Panthalassa, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Amerian States, Stareogratia, Maestros haven, Xentherida, Territorio di Nessuno, Coppicia, Pakistan 001, Tredano, Che Sana Und, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Cuyan, Slaughterhouse Nine, The Archer Republic, Hexago, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Phillywob, Corfad, Wodan, Asuroka, SchoolHouse Rock, Thenaca, The Global Socialist Republic, Beodarasc, Deropia, Ainsworth, Felhaven, Lionia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Malta Comino Gozo, New-El, Midds Conia, Horsley Land, Republic of Dixie, Zanderslovya, Unimaginable Doom, Libotionia, The Syca, Puczovska, Great Solordia, Apetopia, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, SillyString, Malvad, NatsukiLand, Lotion Empire, ThE eNd oF eE, Xinchao, Sanjurika, Merconitonitopia, Gospel Power, Techislovakia, Astal Aavors, Bridgett, and Socialist Cooperative Republics.

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