by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 132ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 265thMost Influential: 468th
The Cerulean Peaceloving Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Aequatis, Felicitatem, Pax. Moo?
His Royal Majesty King Olofin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.622 billion

LeaderHis Royal Majesty King Olofin

AnimalAbik Valley Dove

The Cerulean Peaceloving Kingdom of Olofin is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by His Royal Majesty King Olofin with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.622 billion Olofinians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abik. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Olofinian economy, worth 241 trillion e-Ayoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,664 e-Ayoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, and government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olofin's national animal is the Abik Valley Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Olofinism.

Olofin is ranked 88,011th in the world and 4,566th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 19.96 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 132ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 265thMost Influential: 468thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,748thMost Pacifist: 1,926thSafest: 1,993rdTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,277thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,437thNicest Citizens: 2,445thMost Inclusive: 3,243rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,219thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,286thHealthiest Citizens: 4,319thBest Weather: 4,588thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,814thMost Developed: 4,967thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,039thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,063rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,883rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,926thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,153rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,179thSmartest Citizens: 6,272ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,698thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,041stMost Cultured: 7,181stLargest Governments: 7,221stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,968thMost Secular: 10,312thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,751stMost Efficient Economies: 11,848thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,853rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,749thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,213thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,786thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,410th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 99th in the regionTop
Safest: 103rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 116th in the regionMost Pacifist: 123rd in the regionMost Influential: 149th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 149th in the regionNicest Citizens: 153rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 192nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 195th in the regionMost Inclusive: 218th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 243rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 248th in the regionBest Weather: 253rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 258th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 271st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 274th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 299th in the regionMost Developed: 304th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 308th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 321st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 328th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 334th in the regionMost Cultured: 348th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 350th in the regionLargest Governments: 368th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 477th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 480th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 549th in the regionMost Secular: 557th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 610th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 638th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 663rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 774th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 931st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 945th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
  • : Olofin endorsed The Empire of Neu-Galicia.
  • : Olofin was endorsed by The Empire of Neu-Galicia.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Olofin was endorsed by The Communist Autocracy of DIMAnism.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany His Royal Majesty King Olofin to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 371 » Dabarastan, The Rhein States, United Kahndaq, Pazair, Territorio di Nessuno, Loutsland, Guer Aike, Great Bights Mum, Fraguale Cothe, Dreadton, Sundred, Corfad, Daiz, Kasazzastan, Koda-Land, Trillius, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Shibutani, Orado, Zyvetskistaahn, Amauri, Siwale, 1 very fast endotarter, Pallaith, Clan Spaniel, McMasterdonia, Runeda, Ethnon, Vincone Cae, PlanetPunk, Sunto, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Seenvorland, The Teddy, Selfgradatude, Kranostav, Xentherida, Viridiann, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Zumlandia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Frances Francis the First of France, Steampunk Ariel, Vernest Quill, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Wineclaw, Advancia-Sizzletown, and 321 others.Abject Ludicrosity, Holy Oranz, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Omnistria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Newpromisedland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sil Dorsett, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Valhalla123, Jovian Knights, Bearical, Shadowrik, Castle Federation, Empy, Prydania, Partax, El Fiji Grande, Palgo, Pleroma Sans Romans, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Terban Kedah, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Praeceps, Zecit, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Zokk, Tachycardia, Lungha, Austral States of America, Serendipita Martia, Avemterra, Napnomadia, Loli County, Sea Ghost, Rosewood-, Hamerica, Wilkshire, Free Culture, Fayyayid, PotatoFarmers, Merconitonitopia, Valatic Ash, Moubarakistan, Kelvaros Prime, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Malta Comino Gozo, Universal State Formula, Pheonisland, Woodsend, The New Communist Republic Of States, Yokciq Empire, New Biryukova, Wit Noreis, The Stratosphere Islands, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Lucedeia, New Jamgra, Methor, Votak Matim, Joodey, Psychotic Vegans, KhalChicken, The World Capitalist Confederation, Eschatosia, Minuda, Chukstik Illahi, Eraver, The Sinclarian Provinces, The Real Ram Ranch, Unsophisticate, Freyford, Banabistan, The Empire of the Clarence, Grue, Marmiedon, Solmetria, Alice Gardens, AAA Provisional Empire, Wolvenland, Abonland, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Aetulia, British Pacific Islands, Cors Evia, Arimbia, Jellies Island, Ausnakulia, Lemonbiscuits, Alamei, French Bananastan, Fel Imass, Kappacon, Dakota Territories, Newam, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Gilakistan, New Lakemba, The Most Freedom Ever, The O C, Fascist Democracy, Walter Jackson, Soviet Terran, Godwanna, Amblegreserland, Joevala, United Federation of Technocrats, Montarc, Vexilia, Dicko, Karazan, The Austro Germanic Union, United States of Medford, Manticore utopia, East Supple Lund, Great Jenovah, Calamazo, JMingozela, Dopeland420, Dadastan Archipelago, Wooleystan, Fredericksborg, Panama Coalition, Arlens Apartment, Nationeer, Necromonia, Yun Empire, South Almyra, Xyrron, Drutopia Insomnia, Choistan, Aroa, Cloydicia, Lorigia, Potatolandium, Disunited Earth, Conservative State of Poland, Esplandia, Revolutionary Sealand, Fizban, ZimRobwe, LostLegion, Aeolist, Quentiam Viventem, Detrivania, Ihese, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Nordic-British Union, Phoronu, Kulgatha, Pyxie, Prevaland, Crader, Cinnibar, Diodone, Plangainer, Altivia, Zixu, SORT, Yukti, Venezuelia, Nisastria, Novaray, Centromuria, Kanlidia, Veltania, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Itallitopia, Miamington, New Avian, Sunaiya, Old Emporia, Anne Hathaway, Noesantara, Independent Halls, Antiyard, The Windmilluminati, Lazadonil, New Octicarg, Immenium, Cape Flower, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Eteles, The Greylands, States of Asra, Westinor, Warsaw-Halicz, Thenationofthesun, Yemet, North Novkia, Greater Chimeran Union, Preble, Azzarel, BrightFutures, GreatTombOfNazarik, Nistriabar, Virillum, Ataraxia Somnia, Moose repupblic, Memenaide, The English Alliance, Wallachian People, West Hamburg, Irishvan, United Asgardian States, Tellavinna, Iceria, Asgardira, Lendara, Varola, Orenmark, Vauquelin, Unshleepd, Nova Arcania, Pradovnia, Kadarra, Hyphen, United States of Americanas, Ing Comashki, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Schnuftelland, Saint Alaric, Maott, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Californian Redwood, Khoik, Greater New America, Astronomical, Solimun, Zemnaya Svoboda, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Mon Civia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Plutayah, Confederacy of Antarctica, Termathe, Borsukia, I Like Killing people, Fox Richy, Libertania Democratica, Former English Colony, Fluffy Noodles, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Montinario, Dangine, Asoc lon, Lionia, Victorian Atlantis, Ihsan, The Havens, Yalgora, Innocentic, Seanat, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, U S Eh, Arbor Marshes, Arichia, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Simone Republic, Eywaan, Principia Mathematica, Solcius, Estandarte, Damsmel, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, The New Cordian Empire, Valshire, Smesh, Labora, Madjack, Pokemanland, Energi Empire, The Noviosyus, Maynilan, Xipher, Kragsgale, Palisede, Buckhem, Loptous, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, WeKnow, Andexia, Eastern Cous Empria, Zaeli, David Davidson, Anungu, Zimmerdachen, Free Lives, Maclare, DIMAnism, and Neu-Galicia.

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