The United Empire of Olivedrabia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hadrian Gladius with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.124 billion Olivedrabians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Gladius. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Olivedrabian economy, worth a remarkable 1,736 trillion Olivedrabian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,752 Olivedrabian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olivedrabia's national animal is the Olivecorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nuke Cult.

Olivedrabia is ranked 28,327^th in the world and 42^nd in 21st Century Rome for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 4.16 Bank.