The United Empire of Olivedrabia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Segius Titus Gladius with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.146 billion Olivedrabians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Gladius. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Olivedrabian economy, worth a remarkable 1,884 trillion Olivedrabian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 206,017 Olivedrabian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Olivedrabian satellites can detect it, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, and tens of thousands of Olivedrabians rock the night away at the annual SuperLob. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olivedrabia's national animal is the Olivecorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nuke Cult.

Olivedrabia is ranked 208,032^nd in the world and 143^rd in 21st Century Rome for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -134.21 on the Hayek Index.