The Empire of Olivedrabia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Marcus III Flavius Augustus with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, devout population of 12.781 billion Olivedrabians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gladius. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Olivedrabian economy, worth a remarkable 2,548 trillion Pecunias a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,424 Pecunias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Home renovation projects take decades to complete, O-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, water fights now end with thousands dead, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olivedrabia's national animal is the Aquila, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Traditional Cults.

Olivedrabia is ranked 40,227^th in the world and 7^th in Coldonia for Most Income Equality, scoring 65.65 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.