The Federation of Olespifia is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 162 million Olespifians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Olespifian economy, worth 7.64 trillion Сантикиs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,143 Сантикиs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Сантики mansions, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olespifia's national animal is the Коала, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Olespifia is ranked 95,508^th in the world and 38^th in Anteria for Most Primitive, scoring 12.93 on the Scary Big Number Scale.