The Вільна українська земля of Olena Zelenska is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.708 billion Olena Zelenskans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The very strong Olena Zelenskan economy, worth 216 trillion Courages a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 46,080 Courages, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 179,232 per year while the poor average 8,100, a ratio of 22.1 to 1.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, shooting someone has never been safer, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, and a PhD just ain't what it used to be. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Olena Zelenska's national animal is the Соловейко західний, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Olena Zelenska is ranked 243,627^th in the world and 18^th in Ukraine for Most Conservative, scoring 41.2 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.