The Purple Consciousness of Oldmanzakk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 10.346 billion Oldmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zetapolis. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oldmanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,858 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,670 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Those who cut young children are told to cut it out, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oldmanzakk's national animal is the Giant Oldmanian Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oldmanzakk is ranked 6,105^th in the world and 18^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 9,426.61 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.