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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,794th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,193rd Most Devout: 5,413th
The Kingdom of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Keep pounding
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Olde Carolina

Population4.956 billion

LeaderHe Who Must Not Be Named

CurrencyBojangle
AnimalCarolina Panther

The Kingdom of Olde Carolina is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by He Who Must Not Be Named with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 4.956 billion Olde Carolinans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 36.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Olde Carolinan economy, worth 473 trillion Bojangles a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,463 Bojangles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Olde Carolinan politicians, and tourists call Olde Carolinan beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime is totally unknown. Olde Carolina's national animal is the Carolina Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Olde Carolina is ranked 28,686th in the world and 3rd in North Carolina for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,254.33 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,794thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,193rdMost Devout: 5,413thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,080thTop
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Most Cultured: 12,313thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,211thHighest Drug Use: 14,247thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,499thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,738th
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Olde Carolina, tourists call Olde Carolinan beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Olde Carolina's influence in North Carolina rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Olde Carolina, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Olde Carolinan politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde Carolina, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde Carolina, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Olde Carolina was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde Carolina, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde Carolina, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde Carolina, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde Carolina, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.

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