The United Provinces of Oldaynia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jaiford Famuelus with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.193 billion Olducians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cisving. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oldaynian economy, worth 117 trillion Buckles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,692 Buckles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Oldaynian sovereign territory, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oldaynia's national animal is the Galaxy Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Javanism.

Oldaynia is ranked 23,798^th in the world and 75^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,299.12 Tourists Per Hour.