|Capital||Cathair Na Am|
|Leader||His Imperious Condescension|
The United Fascist States of OldAmerica is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Imperious Condescension with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.342 billion OldAmericans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair Na Am. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient OldAmerican economy, worth a remarkable 9,087 trillion Blacknotes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 406,739 Blacknotes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised", nations that kill an OldAmerican can expect a strongly worded letter, and kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OldAmerica's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : OldAmerica voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Drop Your Pants".
- : OldAmerica voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".
- : OldAmerica voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Ban on Conversion Therapy"".
- : OldAmerica was endorsed by The Sultanate of Big Boyz.
- : OldAmerica lost the endorsement of The Sultanate of Big Boyz.
- : OldAmerica voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Convention On Guest Workers".
- : OldAmerica endorsed The Eccentric Skies of Luna State.
- : OldAmerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, the Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
- : OldAmerica was endorsed by The Eccentric Skies of Luna State.
- : OldAmerica was endorsed by The Republic of Addlelearn.
Endorsements Received: 19 » Joey Wu Empire, Jamil Federations, Frinotonia, Federation of the Resentine Kingdom, Tethys 13, Aragon AI, Theimpaler, Dragonian Alliance, Wayneactia, Malphe II, Arkadia Universalis, Knights of the Iron Solari, Great Baltic Empire, Yeagania, Xosharia, Votri, Addlelearn, Luna State, and Big Boyz.