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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,133rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,377thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,595th
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Old Zealand Founder

Population2.364 billion


The Commonwealth of Old Zealand Founder is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.364 billion Zealanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The powerhouse Zealander economy, worth 260 trillion shillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 110,006 shillings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 840,118 per year while the poor average 3,940, a ratio of 213 to 1.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, pros are the new cons, and the Small Council has more than a little influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Old Zealand Founder's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Old Zealand Founder is ranked 4,291st in the world and 3rd in Old Zealand for Most Armed, with 11.57 Weapons Per Person.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,133rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,377thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,595thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,622ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,752ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,879thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,548thLargest Retail Industry: 3,140thMost Armed: 4,291stMost Avoided: 4,499thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,269thMost Primitive: 6,679thRudest Citizens: 7,820thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,835thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,765thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,225thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 15,375thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,221stLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,251stMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,261stMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,208th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the region

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