The Commonwealth of Old Zealand Founder is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.364 billion Zealanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The powerhouse Zealander economy, worth 260 trillion shillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 110,006 shillings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 840,118 per year while the poor average 3,940, a ratio of 213 to 1.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, pros are the new cons, and the Small Council has more than a little influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Old Zealand Founder's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Old Zealand Founder is ranked 4,291^st in the world and 3^rd in Old Zealand for Most Armed, with 11.57 Weapons Per Person.