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Most Influential: 2,143rdMost Devout: 2,181stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,239th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God and the Croats
King Darius Banovic I
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Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Old World Order

Population2.042 billion

CapitalZagreb
LeaderKing Darius Banovic I
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyKuna
AnimalCroatian Tiger

The Kingdom of Old World Order is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Darius Banovic I with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.042 billion Croats of old world are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zagreb. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Croatian economy, worth 258 trillion Kunas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 126,752 Kunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, and internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old World Order's national animal is the Croatian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Old World Order is ranked 66,071st in the world and 416th in Europe for Highest Economic Output, with 258 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Influential: 2,143rdMost Devout: 2,181stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,239thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 4,782ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,364thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,436thLowest Crime Rates: 8,848thMost Cultured: 9,254thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,455thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,107thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,851stMost Efficient Economies: 11,395thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,534thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,970thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,094thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,385thMost Developed: 13,447thBest Weather: 13,853rdMost Beautiful Environments: 14,418thLargest Governments: 14,658thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,704thHealthiest Citizens: 16,260thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,682ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,809thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,071stHighest Average Incomes: 20,864thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,552ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,173rd
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Most Devout: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 120th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Old World Order, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
  • : Following new legislation in Old World Order, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Old World Order voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in Old World Order, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Old World Order, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
  • : Old World Order voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
  • : Old World Order voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Following new legislation in Old World Order, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Old World Order, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
  • : Following new legislation in Old World Order, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 101 » Republic of Satherland, Quentenia, Yahlia, Jim the Baptist, Thracia Republic, Northern German Federation, Lord Sapre, Saint Domingo, Dark Matter, Irminsulia, St Scarlett, Slavorussia, Regnum Italiae, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, IllyrianAlbania, Leszno, Walfo, Pilipinas and Malaya, The New Nordic Union, Prussian-Union, Parliamentary Laramidia, Evergreen Keys, The Greater Eastern Republic, Feria-Alkaline, Outer Sparta, Alsted, An Clar, Elisabethshagen, Supcotia, Nardin, Socialist Balkans, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Invernessia, The Champions League, Someseni, Destyntine, Leranditale, North of Americas, Slavonia and Srijem, Savinecross, The Seven Provinces, Ausvelt, Abject Ludicrosity, Shaor, The Kingdom of Denmark, Wombelland, Jahass, Velosia, Dalmannia, and 51 others.Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, New Vorarlberg, Mons Graupius, Slovanov, Weltbeherrschung, Wiener-Neustadt, Romana Imperium de Italia, Rotenstein, Grodisze, New Touraine, Sienkahn, Monte Naranja, Carignanum, Serbia-Macebonia, Canovium, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Seims, Enway, Meropis, Rivierenland, NorthPortugal, The Oriental Empire, The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, Greater Albaina, Crestphalia, Imperium Anglorum, Umeria, Mallesia, The New Mexican Confederation, Northwest Isles, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Dorenstad, Chioganah, Apabeossie, Trixeland, Kanokla, Kyrica, South St Maarten, Uzbek Khan, Germany Third Reich, Great Hanover, Eski, Valtrona, Christian Terra, Purgatio, Eco-Paris Reformation, Mynox, Brakanistan, Asparagusia, Othenhiem, and Jebatga.

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