Population | 7.536 billion |
Capital | Delminium |
Leader | King Darius Banovic I |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Kuna |
Animal | Dinaric Tiger |
The Kingdom of Old World Order is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Darius Banovic I with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.536 billion Croats of old world are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delminium. The average income tax rate is 93.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Croatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion Kunas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,952 Kunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, eminent domain has been abolished, and renewable energy projects have ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old World Order's national animal is the Dinaric Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Old World Order is ranked 5,732nd in the world and 91st in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.86 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, eminent domain has been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Old World Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 92 » Bastile, Saarenmaa, UGBK, Invernessia, Northern German Federation, Yahlia, Yaorozu, Meropis, Basque Dominion, Skalliad, Slavatania, An Clar, Dark Matter, Ortigia, The Champions League, Elestansa, Trixeland, Raghallaigh, Thracia Republic, Robbonia, Walfo, New Eestiball, Rary, Imperium Anglorum, Irminsulia, Iceagea, Leistrona, Regnum Italiae, Istastioner, Stumphosse Res, Foudina, Burvenchkaht, Nardin, Elisabethshagen, Aresetia, Gliesetonia, St Scarlett, Great Clucky, Orsik, Ikarus, Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo, Kkorea, Carignanum, Aroale, Jim the Baptist, Republic of Auctoritas, Njordsund, New Vorarlberg, Wombelland, Wiener-Neustadt, and 42 others.Kardjali, Winterstein, Leszno, Nordivia, Icoland, The AbelLandia, The-British-Isles, Drembler, Arsenial, Sovsastan, Salarnsia, Hunarskotlo, Zaznia, New Rocland, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, Outer Sparta, Reiserland, Karnea, Armbruster, DeNorSweLand, Wamia, Someseni, North of Americas, Preus, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Thracia and Crimea, Calicov, Nova Espana, Scytharum, Alsted, Ottterland, Woodlands, Kronverg, Greater Bahland, Cambany, Lagene, Agausia, Apocalypse Borg, and Convilla.