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Most Devout: 10,769thFattest Citizens: 13,660thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,135th
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Old World New Jewlan

Population1.814 billion


CurrencyOld World Shekel

The Colony of Old World New Jewlan is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.814 billion Old World New Jewlanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Administration, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OraProNobis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The Old World New Jewlanian economy, worth 110 trillion Old World Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,007 Old World Shekels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,879 per year while the poor average 10,536, a ratio of 22.8 to 1.

Truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of OraProNobis. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Old World New Jewlan's national animal is the Seraphim, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Old World New Jewlan is ranked 100,062nd in the world and 3rd in United Christian Empires of the East for Most Influential, scoring 126 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Devout: 10,769thTop
Fattest Citizens: 13,660thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,135th

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