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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,097th Best Weather: 4,045th Most Stationary: 4,467th
The Grand Fascist Empire of
Father Knows Best State
We hate you
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Founder / Vicegerent of Christ on Earth
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Grand Fascist Empire of Old Tyrannia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Gaius Romulus IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.803 billion Tyrannians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novum Latium. The average income tax rate is 38.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrannian economy, worth a remarkable 1,377 trillion soliduses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 81,992 soliduses, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new foreign policy is why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale, the country has been declared a hereditary monarchy, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Tyrannia's national animal is the Tyrannosaurus rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Tyrannian Orthodox Church.

Old Tyrannia is ranked 26,925th in the world and 7th in The Tyrannian Empire for Largest Black Market, with 3.98 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,097thTop
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Best Weather: 4,045thMost Stationary: 4,467thLargest Populations: 5,233rdMost Influential: 6,123rdHighest Economic Output: 7,057thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,062ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,289thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,660thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,883rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,070thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,894thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,987thTop
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Most Developed: 9,349thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,687thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,070thLowest Crime Rates: 10,450thHealthiest Citizens: 11,164thNicest Citizens: 12,203rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,771stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,177thMost Pacifist: 13,439thMost Devout: 16,057thMost Efficient Economies: 17,013thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,872nd

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Old Tyrannia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, the country has been declared a hereditary monarchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, the new foreign policy is why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Old Tyrannia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.

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