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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,119th Most Stationary: 3,905th Largest Populations: 4,653rd
The Grand Fascist Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Si non confectus, non reficiat
Emperor Gaius Romulus IV
Influence
Hermit
Founder / Vicegerent of Christ on Earth
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Old Tyrannia

Population18.438 billion

CapitalNovum Latium
LeaderEmperor Gaius Romulus IV
Faiththe Tyrannian Orthodox Church

Currencysolidus
AnimalTyrannosaurus rex

The Grand Fascist Empire of Old Tyrannia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Gaius Romulus IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.438 billion Tyrannians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novum Latium. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrannian economy, worth a remarkable 1,990 trillion soliduses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,947 soliduses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Tyrannia's national animal is the Tyrannosaurus rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Tyrannian Orthodox Church.

Old Tyrannia is ranked 165,367th in the world and 1st in The Tyrannian Empire for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -15.62 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,119thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,905thLargest Populations: 4,653rdHighest Economic Output: 4,847thBest Weather: 5,394thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,936thMost Influential: 6,009thLowest Crime Rates: 6,680thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,788thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,971stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,267thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,907thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,280thHealthiest Citizens: 8,521stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 8,876thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,559thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,767thMost Developed: 10,428thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,662ndMost Devout: 11,127thMost Pacifist: 12,356thNicest Citizens: 12,876thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,237th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Old Tyrannia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Old Tyrannia changed its national motto to "Si non confectus, non reficiat".
  • : Old Tyrannia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Old Tyrannia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Old Tyrannia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Tyrannian lands.

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