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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,897th Best Weather: 4,056th Most Stationary: 4,179th
The Grand Fascist Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Si non confectus, non reficiat
Emperor Gaius Romulus IV
Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder / Vicegerent of Christ on Earth
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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The Grand Fascist Empire of Old Tyrannia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Gaius Romulus IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.312 billion Tyrannians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novum Latium. The average income tax rate is 39.9%.

The strong Tyrannian economy, worth a remarkable 1,267 trillion soliduses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,209 soliduses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

All streets are privately owned toll roads, contestants on Old Tyrannia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Tyrannia's national animal is the Tyrannosaurus rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Tyrannian Orthodox Church.

Old Tyrannia is ranked 7,909th in the world and 1st in The Tyrannian Empire for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.55 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,897thBest Weather: 4,056thMost Stationary: 4,179thLargest Populations: 4,872ndMost Influential: 5,827thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,779thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,209thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 7,909thHighest Economic Output: 7,913thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,087thLowest Crime Rates: 8,450thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,483rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,156thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,716thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,850thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,148thMost Devout: 11,545thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,671stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,887thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,644thMost Pacifist: 14,020thNicest Citizens: 14,108th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Old Tyrannia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Old Tyrannia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, contestants on Old Tyrannia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Tyrannian Embarrassments.
  • : Old Tyrannia was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Old Tyrannia, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Old Tyrannia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".

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