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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,429th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,649th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,425th
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Old Bhutan

Population1.077 billion

CapitalOld Thimpu


The Most Holy and Serene Kingdom of Old Bhutan is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its lack of airports, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-working population of 1.077 billion Old Bhutanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, although Administration, Public Transport, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Thimpu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Old Bhutanian economy, worth 73.6 trillion ngultrums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 68,379 ngultrums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 201,969 per year while the poor average 18,200, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, and a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Old Bhutan's national animal is the Dragon.

Old Bhutan is ranked 32,437th in the world and 1st in Bhutan for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,008.19 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 2,429thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,649thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,425thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,001stTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,801stHighest Crime Rates: 9,995thLargest Retail Industry: 11,745thMost Armed: 13,713thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,391st

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